Pontiac Trans Sport (1990)

Pontiac Trans Sport (1990)

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Friend in high school had one of these. We referred to it as "The Shuttlecraft"
it has so many cool design features that it's amazing how shitty it looks when you see one irl.
Happy pride month!
I always liked the AMC Gremlin, my friend had one in high school and it was fun-ugly.

Isuzu vehicross. It's got stretched proportions in all the wrong places, and yet, I dig the weirdness.
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Looks like an inflatable!
Right? It looks like when you make a custom RPG character and just min max all the facial feature sliders for funny effect.
Looks like it'd be right at home home in Rocket League!
i absolutely LOVE these.
I remember when these things came out! Man, that was a weird moment... The hilarious part is that it's literally just a Rodeo under the skin; the mechanicals are identical.
The Kalashnikov CV-1. I would have bought one of those in a heartbeat if it hadn't been a concept car.

They were just playing with Moskvich Kombi design, and wow those rims are ugly

I learned to drive on that fucker
Kinda reminds me of the cars from that 90s Romeo and Juliet movie:
I mean, I won't lie, Nemo's car from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen has potential:

what the fuck
Like GTA IRL
i actually really like the look of the original ford ka with the plasnic bumpers. especially the cabriolet version:

the fiat multipla is of course the classic contender:

and then there's the REVAi, better known as the G-Wiz:

it looks like a real-life choro-Q car!
and a personal favourite, which i don't think is even a bit ugly, it's just a marvel of design: the europe-only version of the 2006 honda civic.

literally no bad angles.
The Multipla justifiably gets a lot of hate, but it had great visibility, and seats six (three front seats rather than two).
It really is fugly though.
The Multipla is the one I immediately pictured but I did not know the name
I love the Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard.
First off, amazing name, who the fuck named this? Secondly, the design is amazing. So so compact. It looks stupidly goofy and I love it. Just like someone took the design of a regular pickup truck, opened it in blender and scaled one axis. Marvellous. I also have no idea what the use case of it would be since its small which makes it even better ❤️


Dodge Caliber
Some folks think the Subaru Brat is ugly but I kinda dig it

If you look at the history of Australian Utes you will find this design direction was quite popular locally with Ford & Holden utes.
Daihatsu Midget II.
A Japanese kei-truck. It's ugly but oh-so-functional. I like function over form.


Range Rover Evoque Convertible. It was so pointless but I still found it fun. Almost got one used but there was another car I wanted for the same price and I couldn’t justify it.
Having worked as a Heavy Line tech for Land Rover on these things, you made a good call.
I like the box/toaster cars (Kia Soul, Honda Element, etc.). Vertical trunk space is underrated. What’s the point of a deep trunk when the hatch door slants so low.
I drove a Kia Soul for a number of years. I'm 6'2 and I was always impressed how comfortable I was in it. I once took three coworkers to lunch, one of whom was 6'7", and while I won't claim everyone had room to spare, it was still a way better experience than much larger cars I've driven. They made fun of me for driving a hamster mobile, but it was always the first choice for lunch because I could park that thing anywhere.
I bought a 2012 Kia Soul brand new off the lot in 2012. I loved that weird little car, and 100% owned the hamster memes and LMFAO songs. Ended up selling my Soul for a minivan two years later though (lel).
Fast forward to 2022, I flew to Dallas for a business trip and was ecstatic to find out that my rental was a 2021 Kia Soul. It was a good business trip.
Look, fuck Nazis and Elon but I repeat myself. And there is a lot wrong with the vehicle overall. But I really don't hate the cybertruck's aesthetic.
It's ok to be wrong sometimes
Have you ever seen one in person? It's like it was put together by a three year old.
It definitely is... Unique... I can give it that. Personally I prefer my unpainted stainless vehicles to look a little more DMC than Tesla, but I cannot deny it has a brutalist-esque aesthetic that catches the eye.
Subaru XT (Alcyone or Vortex in some markets).
I owned one of these. The aerodynamics were great for a 1980s car. It even had purely mechanical flush door handles, which modern car designers could learn from.
never bought one but I always liked the Plymouth pt cruiser's look.
also Chevy HHR got a lot of hate but I thought it was neato.
Edit.. well I meant the SSR from Chevy, but misremembered as the pt cruiser wannabe HHR, my bad
The Plymouth Prowler was stupid, fugly, but kinda awesome.
I'm gonna get so much hate for this but it's the answer sooo here goes....
Cyber truck. I never once said it looks good. But it's got style I like. But I like the back to the future/ bladerunner style of it. I've always loved the DeLorean and that's almost entirely the same thing.
And it makes me sick sometimes that I don't hate it as much as I should because of them. And I live somewhere where I see a lot of them causally around just like anything other vehicles in spite of how bad they are productionally, if that's even a word
Edited. Not sure why I felt like I needed to change what I wrote, probably the weed
The rear end is just so fucking ugly and... wrong.
I see a sidewinder in the background too. That was always my favorite of their concepts in that era.
I think the Lamborghini LM002 might be the bad looking darling of my childhood.
Or the Bizzarini BZ-2001 concept. I had a poster on my wall.
See, I think that the Sidewinder genuinely looked good, for the time. Make it a bit more square and the front end could easily fit into modern designs aesthetics.
The LM-002 has always been my favorite offroad truck. It was designed as a military vehicle, and I feel it looks better in a camo livery than painted for the road. I feel the same about H1 Hummers too.
That Bizzarini is something nasty though. Probably one of their uglier designs, but I think the Bizzarrini Kjara takes the cake for ugliest in their catalog:

I always liked the first gen Nissan Juke. The styling was the right kind of odd for me, and I thought it was kinda cool that you could get it with a maunal on the front wheel drive models. They did the split headlight thing better than the Pontiac Aztek imo. (tho that car did have a minifridge in it, which the Juke did not lmao). Idk if they were any good to own long term tho. Apparently there are 3 Juke-R's out there in the wild somewhere, where Nissan crammed the GT-R engine into it lmao
Jukes are in general absolute dogshit in terms of reliability, one of the worst cars in the last 20 years IMO.
Objectively ugly is almost an oxymoron, but, the multipla comes as close as it gets by violating damn near every design principle I ever learned lol.
And I like it because it defies conventional design paradigms in favor of practicality and ended up being iconic in its own way. If they were to be available here in the states, as a hybrid or electric, and didn't engage in the fuckery with transmitting everything you do, I'd actually prefer one over many prettier options.
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