There was a restaurant that closed near me that would give you apple butter with the mozzarella sticks. Its a sweet/savory combo I wasn't expecting to enjoy, but it was delicious.
I have a weird relationship with cheese. I love it, but too much of it together and it becomes something I just can't eat. So like I'm totally this person because as far as like a "Quantity of Food" goes, both would be in that "warmup to what I'm actually going to eat" category. But that much string cheese on its own has become "Too Much Cheese" and the breading plus sauce breaks up the cheese enough to be something I can eat again.
Saw this before. Asked some friends if they would eat 6 string cheese sticks and immediately all of them said yes... i just said forget it.
There for a while. I was absolutely living on them at work and at home and getting in arguments about how long they could stay unrefrigerated after I'd pulled them out of my pocket after a day and still eat them, or eat one from my backpack that had been there for a couple days. I think just about 2 days ago I ate a whole package in like a couple hours. My cholesterol and sodium levels are probably fucked, but I'll be damned if cheese sticks are not absolutely amazing. The sargentos full fat regular cheese sticks are the primo for me, but I'll settle with the shitty dollar store ones if I have to. And no, I never string them :p but now I really freaking want some breaded ones and some marinara (or the comment in this thread about a restaurant that served the fried ones with applesauce sounds intriguing). But yeah, long-winded story short, I'd hang out with your friends lol sound like some good peoples :p
This post is funny enough to me as it is, just from an absurdist point of view, but reading these comments it's clear that there's some hidden meaning that I'm not getting, such as knowing what he's actually going to eat.
I grab a spoon to dig into my cup of butter, sour cream, cheese, and bacon crumbles… people look at me like I’m nuts.
Apparently I have to put it inside a potato and eat it as a side dish.
Dude. This got me. I just laughed out loud for like 5 minutes
Has it released you yet?
No, still firmly gotten
Sorry, I hope you get unprolapsed soon.
Someone took "shit post" seriously & decided to constipate themselves.
Not if you're lactose intolerant! But then it's also a shit post. A violent and painful one.
Hm... Makes me wonder if I could make my own by making some batter and deep-frying string cheese sticks.
Cheese sticks are way cheaper than pre-made mozzarella sticks.
They’ll be huge. One normal cheese stick has a lot more cheese than a fried mozzarella stick. OP’s joke is not literally true.
Only if you use the cheese sticks as is. You could cut the cheese sticks before battering and deep frying.
Or, hear me out; what's wrong with six giant deep-fried sticks of cheese???
The surface area to volume ratio.
It seems wrong but it feels so right
Thx, this just made me feel bad about myself.
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