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[-] Generica@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

That's a red state search, for sure

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Pfft, that's just S2E6 of Red Dwarf. How tame.

[-] Misty@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago
[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Thank you for sharing, Nutbutter

Would anyone else in the group like to talk today?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

no we want to hear nutbutter talk we think they're onto something

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Let him ~~cook~~Nut!

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

This made me laugh so hard

[-] BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago
[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago
[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

uhhhhh I can try

โ˜๏ธโœ‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘ŠโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

this is the first time i've seen someone go this direction (and i'm in the Deaf community) so bravo. you'd think it would be low hanging fruit, but it's not

[-] divineburke@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

This made me giggle. Well played.

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

23, male, hopefully in your basement :*

U?

[-] protogen420 8 points 2 days ago
[-] mika_mika@lemmy.world 87 points 2 days ago

Okay not shy. Use private browsing on firefox sometimes. Not shy, just bisexual and don't want my algorithm assuming I'm strictly homosexual because of one femboy wank. Do you know how long it takes to un-step sibling that thing for heterosexual porn?

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Wait a second! A femboy wank makes me b...I mean makes someone bissexual?

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I mostly use pricey mode as a simple housekeeping tool. โ€œThis cache is temporary. These cookies are temporary. Autocompletes are not to pollute my day to day use. Kill this data when I close the windowโ€

I honestly donโ€™t care about people knowing I look at porn. I hate that it will constantly pop up when itโ€™s not what Iโ€™m trying to do at the time.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Your pornhub searches should not affect your Instagram algorithm.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

The last time I trusted "the algorithm" was about 10 years ago when my friend sent me a link to a plastic ass sex toy. I clicked it without realising what it was.

I cleared cache/cookies/reinstalled and shit a few times and it was still popping up on banner ads.

Guy Incognito is my boy now forever

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

Before I figured out DNS adblocking I clicked on an ad for a golden top my news app served because I thought it for sure it was a clever ad for some parody site. Nope, turns out you can buy executive desk toys tops for like 200 bucks, and for months my app thought I was really into expensive office kitsch.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Get really into 3D printing like I did. Then all your cheap-looking plastic crap can actually be expensive office kitsch in disguise.

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[-] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

MANY SUCH CASES

[-] uber_chicken@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

What an extremely specific kink

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 days ago
[-] uber_chicken@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

I'm actually genuinely very happy for you

[-] tutter 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Psh what kind of soyboy uses incognito. Real chads announce their porn searches to the community through a megaphone, to give the other gooners a chance to join the communal wank

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago

I do it on cruise ships, highspeed rail or airplanes so people cant leave. Just connect my laptop to the concert grade audio setup i carry arround and broadcast the level 3 kink porn to everyone in a 100m radius.

[-] plutopos@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

Many such cases!

[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 49 points 3 days ago

I swear I am just looking this up for my FBI agent.

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[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Third panel: Chrome busily writing all this down and sending it to corporate HQ.

(For those somehow still ignorant about it: 'Incognito mode' just prevents the browser from (permanently) saving browsing history, cookies, etc on your local computer. All the 'telemetry' -- all the Google spyware -- is still active. Both your ISP and Google know everything you're doing in Chrome 'incognito mode'. Or you could use Edge if you want Microsoft to be the one taking notes on your fetishes instead. If you actually want any privacy, you need to use a privacy-respecting browser -- Firefox at a minimum, or better yet something like LibreWolf -- and you need to use a paid VPN that has a good privacy record to prevent your ISP from spying on you.)

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Not entirely: your ISP can see what sites you are visiting, but not what pages you are viewing (as long as itโ€™s httpS://). If you donโ€™t trust your ISP with this, you can use e.g. Quad9 DNS wit DoH or DoT.

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[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

and you need to use a paid VPN

There's one possible disadvantage: accidentally selecting wrong profile. And suddenly I am looking at Monosodium Glutamate through university's VPN.

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[-] Aids@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

This ainโ€™t my bag but god dam I love the openese of u lil sickos!!!

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I know, reproduction? A man and a woman having sex with each other? Wild the shit some folks get off on

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

dude. dude. gross. please nsfw that.

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[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This is why they took Sora offline.

[-] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"ASMR" makes it only return the wholesome pages.

[-] PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

I forgot people still used Google Chrome ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[-] OR3X@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I just use a different browser specifically for porn.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago

many such cases

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