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I'm employed again! (lemmy.world)

8 weeks almost to the day. I start on June 15th!

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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

Congratulations. All the best.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

Damn, only eight weeks? I see that the job market is recovering. When I lost my job in November 2024, it took until May 2025 to find employment again!

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

A year here. AI fucked up so much of what was a flawed but straightforward process.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

A friend has been unemployed for 10 months, I think I just got lucky.

[-] gdog05@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago
[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Ouch, celebrating an unemployment birthday doesn't sound like any fun at all...

[-] gdog05@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I'm getting by. The whole application process has become comical a few times. I'm assuming there's just a powerful consortium working against me. I've pondered, almost daily, taking my retirement fund and just finding a quiet and cheap space in Latin America.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My ex father in law did that, Ecuador. He was just over 50 when he did that.

Not that you're looking for advice, but the book Never Search Alone and joining a Job Search Council seems to be the best advice out there.

I've been facilitating a JSC for several weeks now and found it helpful. The biggest thing the book doesn't cover is how to close, otherwise I don't think there is anything better.

The advice is to close in every interview after you've asked your questions. It pretty much asks them to give you the job. My close is something like this "based on the quality of people and the challenges I'll get to help tackle, I want a job offer here."

I also like to ask the gold star question at the beginning of an interview. I say something like "before we get started can I ask one question?" Nobody has ever said no, but if they do move in. Then ask "what do I need to accomplish in order for you (or the hiring manager if it's with HR) to get a gold star at the end of a year?"

First, people LOVE that question every single time. Second they tell you what parts of your experience and background to focus on when answering the rest of the questions. There is so much to you, so much you've accomplished, so much you're capable of, how do you know what is the right thing to share? I find it best just to ask them right up front.

Thoughts on any of that?

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[-] Bluefruit@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Took me 6 months to find a job after i got laid off recently. Job market is terrible right now.

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 days ago

Same-ish, going on 9 months this June. ;-;

[-] emb@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Might be that OP is super awesome or just lucky. I'm no sort of authority, but all the layoff headlines I'm seeing lately make things seem so dire.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Maybe a bit of both but more luck

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[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
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[-] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

Congratulations dude! Also, fuck these people. They don't know what it's like to be unemployed. Have a great career ahead!

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago
[-] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

You're an inspiration to me. I've been unemployed for three and a half months now. I swear some people look at inspirational stories and whine more.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

They do for sure, and I don't want to take that from them. It's not my reaction. Mine is "fuck yeah!"

And I wish you the best of luck! It sucks out there.

[-] Zahtu@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

congratz! was laid off yesterday. Granted, the job was a gamble on my side, but the amount of rejection, that blew into my face from day one (it was a new Position not previously existing in the company) was beyond compare. Still getting to Grips with it, honestly 😢

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

🫂

I wish you all the best in your next adventure!

[-] Zahtu@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago

thanks man! Good luck with your New job!

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Thank you and you're welcome!

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

Congratulations and I'm sorry for your loss.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Thank you 🤣

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 17 points 4 days ago
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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Hurray!

Please keep posting artwork

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Thank you and I will! Just probably not as often. Back to 2 to 3 a week instead of 7+.

[-] schwim@piefed.zip 14 points 4 days ago

Hey, congratulations man! May it be everything you hope it is in a job.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Thank you! That's what I'm hoping for!

[-] mech@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago
[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Disagree, I love what I do!

[-] Curious_Canid@piefed.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Congratulations on finding something. The job market is scary right now.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Thank you, and yes it is!

When I lost my job even with a generous exit package we cut expenses to the bone just in case. I accepted the offer right before Fan Expo (comic con) this weekend so we're splurging a bit to celebrate!

Already met Karl Urban, today Orlando Bloom and all four Hobbits!

[-] X@piefed.world 11 points 4 days ago
[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Thank you!!

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Congratulations, my dull brother! May us all find something soon!

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Hell yeah!! And thank you!

[-] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Congrats! Watcha gonna do?

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Business analytics executive at a health care adjacent company.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago

Just speedrun retirement if you can.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

No no i want to enjoy all the time I have. Pretty hard to get more.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 7 points 4 days ago

When I used to work at a food place, they used to let us take food home at the end of the day.

If you're in a healthcare-adjacent company, can't you simply take some extra health home from work every week, thus increasing your lifespan drastically?


(P.s. seriously though, congratulations on the job)

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[-] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

What are your thoughts on Luigi?

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago

Yo! That's fucking awesome. I had years where I couldn't get a job cause I was in a weird limbo that isn't important to get into here. It's terrible and I'm really happy for you. Kick some ass at this new job and open some doors.

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