Kid Rock's fans are up in arms after
I’m sorry his what now?
Yup. Both of them are PISSED!
"There are dozens of us! Well, okay, tens of us. Oh all right, ten of us. If you round up."
Who said roundup? Yee haw!
Crap not again . . Someone get the hose
Aren't these idiots up in arms on a daily basis? Gun-toting hicks tend to be up in arms at a minimum, with very little inebriation required to shift into riot mode.
Kid Rock got shown up by fucking Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli. Who thefuck in the past 30 years has ever thought "I wanna hear Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli".
Jesusfuck, 250th year Anniversary of this country and this is the "talent" we have to show for it. Fucking Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli......
Has ANYONE actually heard Milli Vanilli?
I mean, tbf to Milli Vanilli, they dropped out. In fact, their response was something along the lines of "we never signed up for this shit"
Several artists said that they were never even asked.
I hear what you did there
Yeah in the press conference after being busted for lip-synching one of them (fab or rob or gab or throb or whatever, idk) sang to prove he could.
I mean, yeah, it was fine. Whatever. The quality of the vocals wasn’t my main problem with them.
~~I hadn't thought about it before now, but I'd take Ice over Rock any day.
Vanilla Ice was in TMNT...what else could you want?~~
Edit: Fuck Vanilla Ice too, per below.
Vanilla Ice is full blown MAGA and is letting the current admin use "Ice Ice Baby" as an I.C.E. theme song
Okay well I did not know that so fuck him too then.
The Ninja Turtles did not deserve this!
TMNT would never do a trump event unless it was to kick their Nazi asses. Fuck vanilla. Is he going to do his hits from 35 years ago?
Wait, didn't that actually happen recently?
EDIT: Yep: https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-gets-his-dad-dance-on-with-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle/
To be fair, we have plenty of talent from 250 years. It's just that most of them don't want to perform for Trump.
well Milli Vanilli being a fraud is quite on point for anything this regime does
My ex wife's mom was a kid rock megafan. She had kid rock tshirts in heavy rotation, had kid rock bumper stickers on her car, and went to concerts as often as possible. She even had limited edition, rhinestone encrusted kid rock shoes. She was one of the dumbest people I've ever encountered and a real piece of shit person.
Several years after divorcing my wife she still texts me asking for money (she's a dirtbag gambling addict) despite fact I've ghosted her. I will never block her, because getting those texts is a sweet reminder that I've escaped my shitty ex's shitty family. Fuck you Linda, you hateful garbagemonster
I used to be a huge Kid Rock fan.
But in my defense, I knew nothing about him, I was 10 years old, I'm German, and I understood none of the lyrics.
(My biggest dream was one day being able to move to the US. Yeah, that changed, too.)
I just need to say that he should be called Grampa Rock now.
He looks rough
Looks like Grandpa Meth Rock now, I mean, he’s always looked like a Meth Head, but ya
Milli Vanilli performing at a maga festival is just perfect. AFAIK the German guy is dead already, which leaves the French guy to lipsync to someone else’s singing. Or did they find someone else to complete the duo again? Maybe a Scotsman this time?
Sadly I think they also bowed out. I was looking forward to it being just Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli because that would match the current level of poorly-aged cringe in the US.
I think Milli Vanilli considering the gig beneath them is even more delicious.
Imagine being 55 years old and still insisting people call you "Kid" Rock.
Don't you know his name consists of the two things he loves most in life? Rock and kids.
doing those wierd exercises in the SAUNA with RFK JR ISNT good enough?
One would think that he is most embarrassed that he looks like that now
I’m 47, but I look almost identical to how I looked when I was in my mid 20s. (I realize that I am exceptionally lucky, but he’s extremely rich, and has access to plastic surgeons and such)
He looks like shit
If you haven’t read this classic - read it now. It’s . . . well. Just read it.
I didn’t realize it until I got into the second paragraph, but I read this when it was originally published.
It is exactly as upsetting as when I read it originally.
The Rolling Stone is an extraordinary publication.
Why do you care, and why do you think because people have money they would get plastic surgery?
Maybe he's actually comfortable with who he is and doesn't care to impress American twats.
Never thought I'd be defending the guy...
If he was comfortable with who he was, he would not constantly keep trying to get the approval of others, especially the Titanic pile of shit called Donald Trump and his followers.
I care because he is an insidious tool of fascism. And that tool is being used to destroy what little is left of democracy in this nation.
The question is: why don’t you care?
Never thought I'd be defending the guy...
Why are you? how could you?
It happens when you just kinda go with your addictions.
Drugs is a helluva drug.
lol. lmao even.
I find this a bit hard to believe. Is Kid Rock aware enough to feel humiliation?
Oh, I thought he was humiliated just because he was kid rock.
I'm not sure he's hot enough dignity to be humiliated
That dude aged twenty years for every ten since two thousand.
Martina McBride, Young MC, C+C Music Factory, Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli, The Commodores, Morris Day & The Time, Flo Rida, Bret Michaels .
These are a few who are white Supremacists/adjacent and who worship Mammon.
Milli Vanilli and Morris Day have said they don't know what the fuck Trump is taking about and they're not playing for him.
Edit: I was misinformed, Morris Day was scheduled and quit. Milli Vanilli is accurate though.
Morris Day & The Time
Jay & Silent Bob would be so disappointed.
At this rate, the headliner will be one of Iskanka's kids hooting out "Hot Cross Buns" on an out-of-tune clarinet.
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