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I like going to karaoke bars with my friends, but so many songs have problems:

  • They're fun for the first 2 verses and chorus, but then they keep going, or
  • They include some really long instrumental break in the middle, where I just have to kinda tap dance

What are some karaoke songs that don't have these problems? Looking for songs that are

  • short: Below 4 min if possible. Maybe even below 3?
  • no instrumental break

Thanks Lemmy!

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[-] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago
[-] ptz@dubvee.org 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was also going to suggest that as a joke because it's 95% instrumental break.

[-] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It's 95% awkward dance solo! 🤣🤘🏼

[-] ForestOrca@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Same with Brooklyn Recycles by Brooklyn Funk Essentials. All instrumental, except for "I support recycling". :-D

[-] amio@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Are you the guy in the Spiderman costume?

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
[-] KinNectar@kbin.run 7 points 1 year ago

@toofpic Song 2 is fun because it is only 2 minutes long and you can basically shout it tunelessly and still have a good time.

@mulcahey

[-] eaterofclowns@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Blitzkrieg Bop by The Ramones

2:12, people can join in, and the lyrics don't really matter

[-] just_ducky_in_NH@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Huh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, Blitzkrieg Bop!

[-] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Anything by the Ramones

[-] monsterlynn@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

@mulcahey

Mr. Roboto, Tainted Love (Soft Cell version), Mack the Knife, Melikalikimaka for Christmas season,

[-] mulcahey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Tainted Love could totally work, thank you!

Mr. Roboto is over 5 min long, no?

[-] monsterlynn@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

@mulcahey it might depend on the edit. The album version is pretty long. Still, if you give some gusto, it's generally a crowd pleaser.

[-] Sylver@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor by Drowning Pool

Sorry, I just always hated how short that song is compared to how great it actually sounds. It’s nonstop vocals for the most part, too. Might be something different for you to try.

[-] dont_lemmee_down@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

If you don't want to be allowed on the stage again: "The pope song" from Tim Minchin is a bit over 2 minutes and has an over 30 fucks/minute score. And it only has a 2 second instrumental break.

[-] SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es 4 points 1 year ago

I fucking love it.

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Considering how many karaoke DJs still carry around a binder full of CDs, I doubt this one is readily available.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

The Song That Never Ends avoids the problem with the instrumental break.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You monster

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

El Sonidito by Hechizeros Band is always a good one.

Edit: If you really want to kill it at karaoke and nobody's picked it, do I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys. The whole room will sing along.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

El Sonidito is a fantastic kareoke song for it's absolute ridiculousness. Might as well add Chacarron to the mix.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Many Beatles songs are short. Yesterday's not too hard.

Some Beatles songs are very hard, e.g. Oh! Darling.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] theplanlessman@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

The shortest song I ever found at a karaoke place was You Suffer by Napalm Death. It's 1.3 seconds long.

[-] DarkenLM@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I remember seeing this song for the first time on a reddit thread like "You have to sing a complete song from memory, which song would you pick?". That guy pulled a galaxy brain move.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Fell in love with a girl - The White Stripes

Not the easiest song to sing, but it's very short and no instrumental break, unless you count the "NAAH nah-nah-nah naaa NAAAH. NAAH nah-nah-nah NAAH naaah..." part.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Convoy by C.W. McCall is my go-to "fine if I have to karaoke" song. Fairly short, no long instrumental breaks, it's fun, and absolutely no one sees it coming.

[-] Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I wanna be your friend, i fucking love that song but then again convoy is my all time favorite movie.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 2 points 1 year ago

"They should make more movies out of country songs".

[Earl, Joy, and Randy proceed to sing the chorus to Convoy]

Probably the greatest gag in My Name is Earl.

[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I would never have thought of that, but it would be awesome!

I'd like to be able to pull off "Classified" by C.W. McCall. Two and a half minutes of slightly melodic, high speed storytelling. I think Convoy would be more well known and far easier.

[-] Smallwater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Wumbologist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan is one of my go-tos. Just over 3 minutes, basically all singing, and it's just verse-chorus-verse-chorus-chorus

Short Attention Span - Blink 182

[-] dont_lemmee_down@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Of the top of my head go with "Norwgian Wood" by the Beatles. Barely above 2 minutes with a single instrumental break of 15 seconds (which because of the shortness is actaully 12% of the song)

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

When in doubt Disney or Neil Diamond.

[-] nomecks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Summer Song by Joe Satriani

[-] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Old Man Thunder by Ween

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