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Good. Breaking the law should inconvenience you.
Has he tried … not doing fraud?
Have some compassion.
Fraud is highly addictive. He needs to be in a fraud rehab center where trained professionals can step him down from treason to committing misdemeanors in a safe, controlled environment.
But that's his entire business
That's like asking him to stop breathing, he has been doing it all his life.
Bro you literally don’t have to be there lmfao
He's lying about having to be there. He's also lying about it distracting from the campaign. Him being at the trial is part of the campaign. Him saying it's distracting from the campaign, is also part of the campaign.
He’s insufferable
Also, part of the campaign
It is interesting to see what he’s really like, is his outward personality part of being the perfect candidate or is it an act that he has spent a career practicing
Where does Trump the god of the inbreds end and where does Trump the pathetic begin
He's campaigning for prison
He's got my vote!
Wait what??
He should punch himself in the face and wear handcuffs and a gag. Really sell it.
“I’m kicking my own ass here, do you mind?”
My god, who did this to you?
"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"
What did he look like?
"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"
210 pounds, yea in your bra!
I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma
I don't think he's got enough money to get Stormy to fall for that again.
He's a horrible person but as of yet nobody has really introduced him to consequences, so his delusions remain intact.
Boo hoo!
This prison is really getting in the way of my life.
"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!"
Paywalled. :(
Really? I'm using ublock origin on firefox, so I didn't notice it.
Try using this URL: https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reuters.com%2Flegal%2Fdonald-trump-returns-new-york-civil-fraud-trial-2023-10-17%2F
He cares more about being rich than being president, hence this trial takes president over becoming president.
this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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