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Double roasted chicken.

The word they're probably going for is pullet, a hen that hasn't yet started laying eggs.

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago
[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Hey we called it that first !

[-] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Personally I think they're referring to a Capon. A rooster who had its testicles removed before "puberty". This is done to make dual purpose birds (egg and meat) more palatable for meat purposes.

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

not really. the Chinese literally means spring chicken, so

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

No thanks. I'll have the twice fucked pork

[-] Doug@piefed.social 35 points 2 days ago
[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Boogers and lead-based paint chips?

[-] Doug@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

More like ass and pussy 😎😎😎

…that is to say I am half cat, half donkey. I ate what came naturally in the forests outside town.

Now I am cursed to what I am; a cat-donkey centaur.

My life is pain. Kill me. Kill me now.

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Do you also come naturally in the forest?

[-] Doug@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

I mean how can I not with all that wood?

[-] LordMayor@piefed.social 13 points 2 days ago

According to Apple translate: “Italian Grilled Spring Chicken”

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Huh, my guess was capon

[-] dellish@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

So definitely not spit roasted then.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 1 points 1 day ago

how do they grill an entire nation?

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago

I get it. No need to roast me anymore.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago
[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago
[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

Are you a virgin because you're chicken? It's okay - most everybody's nervous their first time...

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago

That chicken just never had a cock

[-] M33@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The Summarize via AI buttons are the dumbest thing i've seen in a while. At least do it server-side, only one time per article? That is, if you rather pay the subscription than the author a bit extra for the summary.

[-] M33@piefed.world 2 points 2 days ago

No idea, but good point. That's the first website with english version of this news

I shall replace it with something better.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Sorry, was OT, and not against you.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Ugh, I hate it when the most annoying people on the internet break containment and affect the rest of the world 😮‍💨

this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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