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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago
[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I was not aware my antics made publication again.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 3 days ago

Well if you have beef with them he can jerk it.

[-] PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

As a disabled person, having to live on welfare sucks (alongside nation-wide disability benefits). Whenever someone asks what you do for a living, you can't answer the question without looking like complete white trash.

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Anyone who asks, tell them you're retired. Retired is considered classy across all demographics. For all intents & purposes you truly are retired.

[-] PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'll use that when I'm older (I'm too yougn for that to be believable).

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Retired doesn't always mean old. Anybody who has enough money to live the rest of their life without working is technically retired.

[-] PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

To be fair, nobody my age is rich, especially not in my region. Plus, they'll ask what I'm retired from.

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

Hey I'll give it one more shot to remind you that you are a valuable person with inherent worth, and you deserve to walk through life with self-respect and confidence. You did nothing wrong to be in the position you are in. Walk with your head held high and present yourself with the respect you deserve. All us healthy people are suffering every day waking up and dragging our asses to jobs we don't want to be at just to earn as much money as you are doing nothing, so although you're not feeling physically well, you are living the dream, money automatically deposited into your bank account every month while the rest of us have to be literal slaves, breaking down our spirits & our bodies & our minds working soul-sucking jobs to barely eke out survival.

[-] PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Thanks! I do appreciate it

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Claim to be an aristocrat and refuse to elaborate further.

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Yea exactly. Say that you’re eccentric.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Start saving your urine in jars.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

"I fuck your mom. She pays well."

go straight for the kill, no mercy

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

It's called being a Nepo baby

[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

You could also be a crypto millionaire, same amount of luck required.

[-] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Or a far right influencer would also fit the bill.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's usually not "mysterious", though. They'll tell you.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Drug dealing: 🙄

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

That’s just the decoy snail

[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 days ago

that snail sucks old man dick

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

A rock themed mysterious income would be fun like not geology or anything bigger just rocks from the ground

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

ya but gold isn't mysterious

you find gold, sell gold, get money, no mystery

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