I used to make all kinds of pizzas, different doughs, toppings, order pizzas from several places... then stopped. A couple months later, they called me from one of them:

They: "You're one of our best customers, but we've noticed you stopped ordering, has something happened?".
Me: "I got a heart attack".

They didn't call again.

how much is too much?

As much as it takes to get a heart attack? 🤷

If by any chance you have tmobile, they have a coupon for free crazy bread with purchase of pizza every week, and occasionally $3 pizza's coupons.

And if you're a family all on tmobile... Whooohooooo!

There's no such thing as "too much pizza."

I moved and my friends gave me cheff knife at the housewarming party.

I was so ashamed that first thing I cut with it was frozen pizza. So the next day I had to actualy cook something.

I once ate half a pizza every work day for lunch for over a year. That was probably not great for me. But that job was stressful as hell and little ceasers was across the street.

I get good pizza once a month, really good pizza occasionally, and utter crap pizza maybe twice a month. Each has its own appeal. (Oh, and I LOOOOOVE a good calzone / spinach pie. That's... related.)

There's no such thing as too much pizza but if you're doing takeaway every day then it's expensive and probably has a lot of bad stuff. Why not learn to cook your own? That way it's cheaper and you can make it how you want.

Over Covid I missed neopolitan pizza and nowhere near me delivered so I learned to make my own, I've now got quite good at making a 500-600 calorie pizza whenever I fancy from either homemade or pre bought frozen dough.

And here I can't eat pizza because all pizzas that are available here have cheese and cheese gives me a migraine 😔. This wasn't a problem before 2020 when I started getting chronic migrains. I used to love pizza.

i made this giordanos replica

Switch to calzones, they're better.

I could probably live on the stuff, but am too lazy so mostly just have toast.