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[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 hours ago

six two ≈ sick to

[-] Tiral@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Awhile back there was this Asian woman who had an insane amount of "must haves", then you got to her picture and she was like a 5 at best. Some guy made a male AI version of her and asked if she would date him. She tries to sue him or something because he was so embarrassed.

[-] Viceversa@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

because he was so embarrassed.

He?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 80 points 20 hours ago

This is an excellent pun. I don’t know how I feel about the rest of this, but the pun is top notch.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 8 points 17 hours ago

oh damn that took me a hot minute to figure out, thanks for letting me know it was a pun.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago

I read it as "six foot two," so I didn't get it at first.

[-] modestmeme@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, solid pun. The image of said gurl getting punched not so solid. It would take but a minute to redo this meme into something less violent.

[-] Maven@piefed.zip 56 points 20 hours ago

Thats a 12-13 yo boy holding up a toy smart watch. Its not a punch, its just "flexing".

[-] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, doesn't look like a punch to me either, but just looking up the IG account that's tagged on here I kinda wouldn't be surprised if they did post an image of a woman getting punched given all the other right wing stuff there

Fwiw, I think yoinking a good pun off a bad account on a bad website and posting it to a better website makes the world a better place

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 19 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Is that what's happening? I thought the person in the image was just holding up their left hand to show their watch (blood pressure monitor?) for some reason

[-] Maven@piefed.zip 24 points 19 hours ago

Its a young boy holding up a toy smart watch. Its just to emulate images of people "flexing" wealth on social media.

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 12 points 19 hours ago

Damn. Thats a fisher price ass watch.

[-] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Hard to say anything for sure anymore given how we're all several layers of irony deep at any point, but I think that may in fact be the joke (or part of it anyway)

[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 6 points 18 hours ago

Pretty sure its a vtech.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Is the girl in the room with us?

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 15 hours ago
[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

6'2 pronounced as six two, which sounds like "sick to"

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 14 hours ago

Oh, that would explain it. I pronounce it "six foot two".

[-] Janx@piefed.social 7 points 17 hours ago

I feel like this needs to be read by the "IKEA guy"...

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 11 points 20 hours ago

I would prefer my partner to be taller than me, but I'm 5'5 so it's not a very difficult requirement to hit :3

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 18 points 18 hours ago

I'm 6 foot and my husband is 5'9, it was weird at first but I'm glad I pushed through it because it's over 20 years later and he makes me really happy. Point is, don't make it a deal breaker because you might miss out on something great.

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