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[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

im pretty sure they mentioned several times they can program, make sure the computer doesnt replicate things like weapons, or knives. they surely can do this.

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It wouldn't make Neelix a starfleet uniform so it can't be that hard.

[-] wolfeh 6 points 8 hours ago

The replicators should just turn these monstrosities into twinkie weiner sandwiches. Like God intended.

[-] Eeyore_Syndrome@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago

Peeps Unveils New Boneless, Skinless Marshmallow Breasts

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

Now that takes me back

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 12 hours ago
[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 hours ago

Why is your comment blank for me? I know you linked a gif but i have to view source to see the link. Im not specifically asking you (unless you know the answer) but its a constant thing here for me. Seems like a good chunk of media posts are just blank. Firefox on Pop!OS

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 5 hours ago

Oh, that's weird. I'm not sure exactly; it was an embed from tenor.com. That might be relevant, but I'm not sure. Let me try embedding a gif from imgflip and see if that works:

Picard: I hope this works!

[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah that works just fine. IDK, ill pay more attention, it could be a tenor thing.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago

This is less a legal issue, and more an activate-the-restraints-on-the-biobed issue while Bev and Deanna try to figure out WTF is wrong with you.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Nah, that's something for the EMH with the Ethical subroutines deactivated

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

I admired his ruthless efficiency.

[-] hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 12 hours ago

Mostly unrelated but is Neelix cheese just a reference to Arthur Dent's tea?

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Apparently I don't remember voyager or hhgttg well enough to get this. Or simple net searches.

All I remember is that the ship made a drink that...

Wait, did neelix make a food that was almost, but not entirely unlike cheese?

[-] hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

Neelix caused Voyager to start replicating cheese all over the ship in weird places, while Arthur ended up taking up Eddie's entire capacity trying to make tea.

[-] negativenull@piefed.world 12 points 16 hours ago
[-] homik@slrpnk.net 7 points 15 hours ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

The peeps will swallow the hot dog, and not in a sexy sort of way. More like "The Thing" swallows stuff.

[-] teft@piefed.social 7 points 15 hours ago

If we're going by Lower Decks lore then we just need to not have those gastro-horrors programmed into the menu. Only the bridge crew are authorized to even gaze upon this unholy abomination.

[-] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 5 points 13 hours ago

Until Ensign Hacksix Hackersworth gets bored, bypasses the restrictions and converts half of the ship into sausage.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

If Shax can get kiwi relish a hotdog can have a peep bun

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 16 hours ago

Ew.

Mustard?

Shields up for the replies.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

I feel bad for you.

Mustard is the oldest, and only completely global, spice that humanity discovered. We found mustard within a few thousand years after we discovered salt, and I'm not certain that we were homo-sapiens by that point.

I hope you can find a mustard that you like.

[-] its_kim_love 6 points 13 hours ago

Yellow mustard is mostly tumeric.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Whole grain is where it's at.

[-] teft@piefed.social 4 points 15 hours ago

What would you suggest? In my house you're only allowed mustard, onions, cream cheese, and chili for toppings on hotdogs.

Anyone requesting ketchup will be dragged outside and shot. Hot dogs shouldn't be sweet.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

I'm down for cheese, but cream cheese? That sounds like a violation of the Geneva Convention

[-] teft@piefed.social 2 points 14 hours ago

You need to try a seattle dog if you haven't. Cream cheese on a hotdog is amazing.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 12 hours ago
[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Mustard shouldn't be allowed to exist.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I got your back. Mustard is repulsive.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 16 hours ago

Here we have Sekiguchi's weaving worms building a runner phallic prototype.

(Marathon game reference. There are dozens of us.)

this post was submitted on 18 May 2026
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