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[-] Furbag@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

Bisexual here. Yeah, kinda. I often daydream about cloning myself, because I would totally fuck me. I know my clone would be cool with it too because I'm a horndog and I don't care if it's bottom or top.

And don't get me started about those gender swap face filter apps. Girl me is just too cute. Would.

[-] AsyncTheYeen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

YES! I'm hot af! I sometimes masturbate looking at the mirror

[-] Lunanoichi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

The more common thing ive seen is something i call "i want to look like you and fuck you"

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'd never settle for a loser like me

[-] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No, but they are still having a Fabulous Time^tm^ that you will never have.

[-] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I’m bi and hooking up with myself would be the absolute dream lmao

I’m also very insecure in general, so I don’t think it’s an ego thing - more that any sense of vulnerability would likely disappear.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'd be doubly embarrassed, literally.

[-] applebusch 9 points 1 day ago

honestly the emotional safety and total understanding and acceptance has always been the appeal of selfcest to me. id fuck me.

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I like giving myself a handjob, and receiving one as well

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

My fursona, on the other hand... 👌

[-] gegil@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

If i had a double of myself, i would love them.

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I'm the opposite. There can only be one.

[-] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Indeed, I've met that guy, and he is such an asshole... And OMG you wouldn't believe the degenerate shit that he's into... Frankly it is pretty fucking disturbing.

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 2 days ago

You gotta fight just for the perfectly symmetrical violence but you have sex first of courss

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago

I'm not even gay and I'm always kind of both attracted to and envious of people who remind me of myself.

[-] Seleni@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I sent the club a wire stating, "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".

-Groucho Marx (Telegram to the Friar's Club of Beverly Hills to which he belonged)

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I think I would just be perpetually disappointed in myself for the effort and followthrough I continually fail to exhibit.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

That would be suisexual, wouldn't it?

[-] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

leave the car alone !!!

[-] devaly@ani.social 4 points 2 days ago

Do you prefer manual or automatic?

[-] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Narcissexual

[-] enbiousenvy 1 points 2 days ago

that'd be autosexual isn't it. but it sounds silly, sounds like Roger Taylor's (Queen) "I'm in Love with My Car"

[-] enbiousenvy 1 points 2 days ago

and I've heard far to many people openly talking car internals and call it sexy

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Wouldnt that be considered 1 of the 7 deadly sins, pride? Obviously who cares lol, but I could never think that highly of myself, then again I have never been comfortable in my own skin like that and probably never will.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Tbf their personality would nearly always click.

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