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"It's totally not an intended back door" -Microslop, any minute now
Pictured above: microslop's PR lead
"Exploit" is a weird way of spelling "backdoor", but ok.
I wonder which agencies and governments have access? I’m guessing bare minimum NSA, CIA, and higher level clearances at the FBI and DHS. Maybe even some of the 5 eyes countries. Definitely Mossad, that’s a given.
We'll never know how many acronym'd dangers to freedom had access. What we can know is that now, it's a free-for-all.
Coincidentally also the name of one of my most prized folders.
Hacker: “I have all your files.”
User: “It won’t even let me log into Outlook.”
Vibe coding is the future guys!!
Vibe coding: any USB flash memory can bypass your disk encryption.
If it has a back door the size of a barn door, it's not encryption, it's a hoax.
I just want Clippy back. He pissed me off so much in Office Docs, I didn't appreciate what I had at the time. RIP you little bastard, you can show me how to use periods anytime you want 😭
this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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