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[-] Mikina@programming.dev 86 points 6 days ago

I knew I recognized him from somewhere.

I have no idea who he is, but this is my favorite quote ever, as someone who's both a goth/punk poser and works in cybersecurity.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago

he wrote and directed the musical Hairspray and the movie Pink Flamingos. Both of which are worth it if you don't have a predisposition to hating campy, lgbtq+ or musicals.

[-] Mikina@programming.dev 16 points 6 days ago

I'll take a look. This is the second quote from him that resonates with me prety deeply, he seems like a cool guy.

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

If you have that predisposition you should hatewatch them

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

John waters. As a young straight kid in a religious household in the south he was the first person that showed me there can be humor that involves lgbtq+ people that isn’t hateful or dismissive, followed by David Sedaris. And strangely enough it was through comedy that I first felt empathy for people I had been indoctrinated to hate. He’s definitely out there and quite honestly a lot of his stuff isn’t to my taste but he’s got some great material

[-] Gloomy@mander.xyz 4 points 5 days ago

What does he mean, there is no look to that. Sure there is...

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[-] homes@piefed.world 44 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Once I offered to buy John Waters a drink, and the bartender got offended

Edit: at the very idea that John Waters would ever be charged for a drink

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 22 points 6 days ago

Some people read ebooks, especially if they're in a small apartment

[-] FurryMemesAccount 6 points 5 days ago

Or are poor and have to obtain them creatively™

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[-] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 26 points 6 days ago

what if i've drastically reduced my physical books, but have thousands of epubs?

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago
[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 17 points 6 days ago
[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

You can soak, but no jumper.

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[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

It's spelled "pubes" and having a couple thousand really isn't that impressive, though showing them off at the end of a date might still get you laid...

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

So my steam library isn't enough hur?

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[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago

I have the core rules book, investigator manual, and keeper manual for the Call of Cthulhu TTRPG, does that count?

[-] its_kim_love 11 points 6 days ago

It counts double.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I like books but its media in a different form. It could be great or it could be trash. The book format says nothing. I'd consider someone who watches the YouTube channel Angela Collier as more educated than someone who has a bookshelf full of Danielle Steel novels.

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago

Looks at hot accountant.

"QuickBooks"

Close enough?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

QuickBooks is for when you’re getting fucked by the IRS.

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[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

If no books, a well worn library card is a sexy substitute.

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[-] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Well it's kinda hard to fuck the books when they don't exist, so yeah that makes sense

[-] Emi@ani.social 11 points 6 days ago
[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

If i go to someones house and they have a manga shelf my clothes are coming off pronto. Assuming all parties consent, that is.

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[-] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Keep your condoms behind the books, impress me

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Only fuck people who make an expensive signal like Jay Gatsby.

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I use the presence books or an e-reader in a home as a barometer for how much have in common with the people in it. I'm not a snob about it, either. I don't care if its Harry Potter or obscure volumes of post-structural literary criticism. Just read, please.

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 days ago

Sure, the guy has a ton of books in the shelves. But how many mysterious badly sorted storage boxes of books he has? Now that's the real test of character.

Also ask probing questions about how many obsolete programming books he has. It may get awkward but it has to be done.

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[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

Eh, i rent i dont own. Which means i move every few years. Also i have a library card, so i dont own very many books at all. I still read alot tho.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 4 days ago

Eh, i rent i dont own

Having sex with hookers is still having sex. Book up or no sex!

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[-] loomi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Says the man that hasn’t moved homes a lot.

Fuck them book boxes. All hail the public library where you most importantly give the book back!

[-] Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip 8 points 6 days ago

Fun fact: ebooks are better for the environment than paper books.

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[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago

what if all my books are on the compooter

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