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Anon struggles with OLED (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 84 points 5 days ago

If I don’t have 20 unique websites from 20 unique countries simultaneously drive by downloading malware onto my computer, I can nearly guarantee that I’m not even aroused. The banal smut that composes their transfixion deserves to be branded not onto their screen, but onto their skin, so all will understand who they truly are at their core. A milquetoast ejaculator.

[-] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Peak writing

[-] Object@sh.itjust.works 58 points 5 days ago

Can you fix this by watching XVideos with inverted screen

[-] laurelraven 66 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Then the burn will be on the bottom instead of the top

I suggest using a spinning mount and set the monitor orientation to constantly rotate slowly. Problem solved.

[-] DecentM 33 points 5 days ago

Probably meant inverted colour, so dark areas are bright and bright areas are dark

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I do like the idea of spinning, hypnotic porn.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago

Probably makes it worse.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 40 points 5 days ago

Tell anyone who asks that you were just hanging out too much on X/Twitter. No wait, I think that's worse than the truth.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 31 points 5 days ago

The goon stamp.

[-] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 25 points 5 days ago

In one of my old phones, I played so much Yugioh Duel Links that the life points got burned in the OLED.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

Isn’t the screen shifting the full frame slightly to prevent this? Like just a few pixels so it’s not noticeable.

I guess a logo is too large for that to be effective.

[-] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

On most newer OLEDs, yes. Anon could be using a 20 year old monitor for all we know

this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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