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[-] mech@feddit.org 156 points 1 week ago

Young Capitalist Trying To Prove He Isn't Above Physical Labor Gets Ghosted In 250 Job Applications

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 127 points 1 week ago

You claim you're not a capitalist, and yet you use upper-case letters at the start of every sentence.

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"You need 2 years of experience for this entry-level ditch digging job"

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[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
[-] SarahValentine 98 points 1 week ago

Imagine living in a world where your value as a person isn't tied to how physically exploitable you are.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago

Hey now! Under capitalism, your value as a person is tied to how aggressively you exploit others.

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[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Luckily for me I get exploited physically and mentally. I strive to one day only be exploited mentally.

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[-] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 79 points 1 week ago

straight from facebook, what a post.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago
[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 79 points 1 week ago

I've worked back to back 60's at Amazon, what the hell do you think made me a communist?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Nowhere else have I felt more like the "Resource" part of "Human Resources"

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

Sounds like you just dont want to work. You know when I was your age...

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[-] zenitsu@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago

Ah BabylonBee, The Onion for conservatards

[-] BeardededSquidward 15 points 1 week ago

No joke, I got dog piled off this site for using that last word you used. We're so busy purity testing ourselves instead of just attacking the right in an organized fashion.

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Right now, I'd pick physical labour over IT. I'm sick of being attached to a desk 12h a day looking at a screen and making some predatorial company richer.

I'd rather be cleaning up my neighborhood, planting flowers in the park, or working at an animal shelter or the local soup kitchen. Actually making a fucking difference in society.

[-] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

fellow IT worker here ....

The sickle and hammer are not representative of planting some flowers in a garden.

If you've never done any real farming, I recommend you try it even for a day to learn a whole new appreciation for our modern way of life. It is brutal backbreaking work ... and so were most industrial jobs from the era of soviet communism.

Thank god for modernization, but I also agree on the despair of being a slave for an ultra rich asshole. I'm dealing with it by starting a corp with a couple of buddies that is owned by us and doing some work on the side .... hopefully this can eventually free us from the chains.

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[-] Godric@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

As much as everyone would rather do meaningful things with their time, communist societies need ditchdiggers too!

Construction and manufacturing takes all types, no experience needed, but I found factory work to be a great motivator to get into IT. Grass is always greener, I suppose

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think the big issue is lack of variance in your work. Human brains need different stimuli. S o if you do only one type of work all the time, you want something different after a while and yearn for another extreme.

Problem is: that runs counter to taylorism.

communist societies need ditchdiggers too!

I gladly dig ditches, if it's not the only thing I do.

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[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 week ago
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[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago

I'm a communist and don't want to break my back using a sickle to harvest crops, but also no one does except people watching trad content and romanticizing it. This is why we've automated most of the hard manual labor in developed countries.

We really need to update the symbol, besides all the baggage with the USSR it's just out of date. Maybe on 1920s Russia most people were working with a hammer and sickle, and a lot of people still do to this day in less developed countries, but the meme is right, you ask your average Gen z in the developed world what the symbol means they'll shrug and say idk.

[-] Nautalax@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Mozambique has you covered

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[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago

You’re right, a Combine Harvester and a Floppy Disk

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[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago
[-] its_kim_love 24 points 1 week ago

Capitalist not funny. News at 11.

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[-] timestatic@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago

What an unexpected post on lemmy even for a shitpost community

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I like to keep everyone on their toes

[-] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

Isn't Babylon Bee like The Onion?

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 85 points 1 week ago

It's like if The Onion was right wing

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Onion if every punchline was racism (or transphobia)

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

Right-wing humor = hate speech.

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[-] homes@piefed.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought this community was getting a bit too friendly lately

Quality shit post

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[-] RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Wait, you mean the revolution isn’t just arguing online and designing posters? Devastating news.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

What other meaning would they have?

[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 63 points 1 week ago

I mean, they represent physical labor, in the sense that one physically uses a hammer and a sickle as tools. But the reason communists pair those symbols together is because they represent the class alliance of industrial workers, and rural peasants.

This is a repost of bad conservative Onion ripoff, The Babylon Bee, though. So I expect only the most shallow, baby-brained, "jokes" your average chud could muster

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago

I also like the sextant the GDR added to represent knowledge workers.

This is a repost of bad conservative Onion ripoff, The Babylon Bee, though. So I expect only the most shallow, baby-brained, "jokes" your average chud could muster

Context matters. Could have been funny, if it were a self-deprecating joke. But now I think "ah, they don't know what they're talking about".

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[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Guys, they are Communists, not Amish.

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