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Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a chop or chopped suey in the house. (lemmy.world)
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[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

Whydoyouleavethekeyuponthe TABLE !

[-] bamboo 17 points 2 weeks ago

I always thought the line was "ketchup on the table"

[-] fascicle@leminal.space 5 points 2 weeks ago

I always thought it said something about a baby on the table until just the other day I mentioned it to my wife and she was like uh no it says something about keys and my mind was blown, my life is a lie

[-] Klear@quokk.au 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm SO happy that I knew what that link was before clicking it, even though I know it's a common reference

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

I AM THE TABLE!

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

YOUWANTEDTO!!!

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

Back before Adam Corolla fully became the manospheredouche he is now, when love line was a thing …. The day System of a Down came on the show and we finally got the answer to why you leave the keys up on the table.

Those were the daaaaays

[-] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

Please. Why’d you leave the keys upon the table?

[-] SarahValentine 17 points 2 weeks ago

YOU WANTED TO!

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Inquiring minds need to know!

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

loveline with bored certified dr drew.
core memory unlocked

[-] bright@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

YOU WANTED TO!

[-] Krusty@quokk.au 9 points 2 weeks ago

Wake up!

Grab a Duff and put on makeup!

Hide the donuts on the table!

Here comes Flanders with a Bible!

I don’t think you trust… In my ... self-righteous Krusty Burger. With free fries. For a limited time.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Anyone else seem this version of the song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g-7EJYMWH8&t=3

[-] circlescience@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

In Armenia, first you get the sugar, then the kombucha mushroom people sit around all day

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