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[-] tyler@programming.dev 272 points 2 months ago

This has to be the weirdest violet08 post yet.

[-] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 82 points 2 months ago

I love that the guy has nothing(? no shirt anyway) on and she's wearing a wig(?) and shirt.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Let this old guy have his cosplay kinks with his (alleged) student paramour.

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You know in one post she mentioned that she's 17 years old. Now here she's posting that she's in college and her professor is laying there. Last week she posted that she was on vacation with her parents and she was topless on a beach. I'm pretty sure this is a fucking catfishing account from fucking hell.

[-] violet08_@lemmy.world 125 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why make stuff up? I never mentioned I’m 17. Even back on my 1st account I shared that my username is birthflower+birthyear, and talked about my birthday bash in February. And clarified in that Brad Pitt post how I calculated the age gap. I literally never claimed this pic is mine…? I just share what I come across and find funny and interesting. My post history is out in the open and I said I’m on a solo trip with 2 guys tagging along from the beginning, never with my parents.

I get that some of you don’t like my content but lying like this in order to discredit me for some reason is wild af. And people wonder why I delete my account.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 months ago

Everyone knows that if you post an image with funny text you must have personally taken the photo and be present in the given situation. Nobody takes images they find from other people and just posts them.

/s

[-] violet08_@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Also, I found my first account archived on some random instance by Googling and you can see me talk about my birthday / my (then) future solo trip, lol:

https://herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol/post/46139/127907

https://herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol/u/violet08@lemmy.today

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[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't worry about the haters. Lemmy needs content, and yours is fine.

[-] Greg@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago

I was 17 for a whole year

[-] Johanno@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago

I might not like your content. I also don't hate it.

However your content is better than no content. Please keep doing what you do. I don't want to go out and touch grass because lemmy has no content anymore.

[-] a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

And people wonder why I delete my account.

I feel this. Theres a lot of hostility here on Lemmy sometimes. People say it’s just as bad as Reddit but imo it can be a lot worse. It’s shame because I really want the fediverse to grow, but this seems like a silent hurdle hindering that growth (how many newbies delete their account before even getting that active? Anecdotally it seems like a high percentage). Even just pointing out that some people on Lemmy have behavioural issues can attract derision (I fully expect downvotes for this comment, for example). People here seem unwilling to face this problem

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

The antihero of Nicole the fediverse chick, who just wanted to be friends.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

She wanted us to share our creditcard numbers, like only real good friends do

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Friends with (financial) benefits.

[-] LePoisson@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

She's an imaginary internet construct, don't worry about it.

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I know I just find it hilarious to see all the thirsty dudes hanging in every post of "hers"

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[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Why are you assuming everything she posts is about her? Also, she's not on holiday with her parents.

[-] erev@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

This isnt a violet08 image, this has been around longer (i believe)

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[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Every post is like fifteen 9/11s.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 138 points 2 months ago

she asked for the A but got the D 😕

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[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 84 points 2 months ago

Hey, be gracious, your roommate is getting you an A. Taking one for the team if you will. That’s a real ride or die roommate there.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago
[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 68 points 2 months ago

If this is real, that prof is got some splainin to do.

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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 2 months ago

So, are there two beds in that room?

I thought roommate just meant housemate, not sharing a literal room

[-] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago

In dormitories they do put 2 kids in a room and the dormitories are separated by gender but it doesn't stop teens and young adults from bonking the noodles

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago

When I was an exchange student we had 3 guys in a tiny room. I paid for a hotel soon after

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[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 39 points 2 months ago

I thought roommate just meant housemate, not sharing a literal room

Welcome to AmeriKKKa

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[-] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 months ago

One of those things that's normal only in the US and nowhere else.

[-] nightlily@leminal.space 38 points 2 months ago

University dorm accomodation exists in places other than the US. I lived in one with three people to the room in New Zealand.

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[-] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

What are you talking about? It's not that common in the US outside of college dormitories or extremely poor communities. And it's pretty common in other countries for those same situations.

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[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago

Never hear about hostels which are much more common in other countries.

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[-] Basherblade@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

If it's dorm living, that's usually the case. One shared room.

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

It's very common in college dorms to share a room like that. I noped out of that real quick back in the day.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

College. Traditionally dorms for US colleges are just a shared bedroom/study space in a hallway of similar rooms. The bathroom is also a community bathroom with banks of shower stalls, toilets/urinals, and sinks for every resident in that wing on that floor. Then there is a shared common space for everyone in the building for gatherings, recreation, studying, etc.

I never did a traditional dorm. I had a more apartment style arrangement on campus with two other roommates my first year in college. Unlike a traditional dorm, we had our own common area and bathroom for just the 3 of us, which was nice. But like a dorm, there was only one bedroom for all of us, with a twin size bunk bed and a twin size single bed. One of my roommates slept on a futon in the living room instead though, so it was really only me and another in the room. We were all friends from High School already too. So at least I didn't have to share that tight space with two random strangers. We had enough drama with one of my roommates as it was.

I moved into real apartments the following years where I had my own room, even my own bathroom in one of them.

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[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 23 points 2 months ago

Why is the Mac charger going into the top drawer on that dresser?

[-] ray@sh.itjust.works 103 points 2 months ago

If I had to guess, I'd say there's probably a Mac in that drawer and it's getting charged

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
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[-] jerebear39@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 months ago

Wasn't this meme AI? I remember seeing this back on twitter... Don't remember for sure if it was, it's still funny tho lol

[-] violet08_@lemmy.world 127 points 2 months ago

no idea honestly i just came across it while scrolling

side note but omg fuck ai i'm so tired of this shit😭

[-] jerebear39@slrpnk.net 36 points 2 months ago

Yeah I just assume everything online is fake now lol. I reversed image search and reddit confirmed it's ai.

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[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Gurl hop in there. Secure your A+, there's room in that bed for three

I think taking pictures will do that too.

[-] Watermark710@piefed.social 17 points 2 months ago

When I see a violet08 post, I upvote. One of my favorite posters in the fediverse.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

But look at all the joyous fun they appear to be having. 😐 😐

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