I just don't even know how they think this joke is suppose to work while explaining sharks skin is rough to the touch.

"Smooth looking lions that feel rough when you touch them are eating me."

Like, wtf man, why not explain that you cant talk while under water while getting eaten by sharks.

Everyone knows that sharks are the fastest animals on the earth

Their skin is so smooth that there's no friction between them and water

Source: i'm an animal boiologist

Dude's brain is smooth from any direction.

It's well-known that people who post to Tumblr are bigots.