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[-] Mpatch@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Nah, it's just short for yogurt on you. You best git naked and get creamy. That will probably 100% put a ring on it.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

It's possibly "you-on-you", OP, if you're willing to clone yourself for some freaky shit at the singularity of incest and masturbation.

[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 points 2 months ago
[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

After I git done it's yayoy, or "yet another yogurt on you"

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Git says naked is not a git command! What do I do? He will be here in thirty minutes!

[-] djsoren19 26 points 2 months ago

he was trying to type "I love yoyos" but got interrupted. You're lucky, I think he's gonna take you around the world.

[-] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 months ago

I’m yoy, who the heck are you

[-] Pinkie_Toe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

In fisheries, YOY stands for young-of-year. Take from that what you will.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Nothing to worry about, Yoy is slang for, "You, Only You"

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I love yoy too

[-] MichaelScotch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Me lobe yoy long tim

[-] _chris@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

He probably meant yaoi, and you should leave him for his inability to spell.

[-] ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's like BAE, but YOY: You, Only You.

[-] StillAlive@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

He's just talking about YoY earnings reports.

[-] username968142@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Eh_I@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It was probably just a typo.

There is no yoy.

Yes, he is.

Your other you. The one from the mirror universe that's into all the weird stuff.

[-] imdoneinteracting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Definitely not cheating. You should marry him.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 months ago

It’s yoy.

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