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[-] Alvaro 78 points 2 months ago

It is no different than a human.

You could also have a beard, but if your neck, chest and crotch are hairy, your beard is connected to your bush in one long stretch of body hair

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 40 points 2 months ago

What a terrible day to be literate

[-] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

Can confirm.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 months ago

It’s like a crab super-highway!

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Like Sean Connery in Zardoz.

[-] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 66 points 2 months ago
[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

You win today's internet LOL point.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 45 points 2 months ago
[-] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 months ago

How do I delete someone else's post?

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

Becoming a mod. You still have time to save hundreds!

[-] jaaake@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can tell you that the source material for the hair image is definitely not a beard. For it to have been a beard, it would either need much longer hairs starting about halfway from the top, or a chin that would make Thanos look like Michael Cera.

[-] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah, they clearly used the pubic triangle to make a not very subtle point.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Heh. Point.

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 months ago

OK I GUESS IT IS TIME TO QUIT THE INTERNET FOREVER BYE EVERYONE

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago

Is a beard not just a mouth bush?

[-] markz@suppo.fi 16 points 2 months ago

What is a bush, if not just a genital beard

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago
[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Gotta get that nutsack goatee. Neat little string of hair running down between the balls. Then slap a pair of sunglasses on top of your dick and you're ready for that ZZ Top concert

[-] markz@suppo.fi 2 points 2 months ago

I think I'd like a goatee that also encircles the mouth

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 15 points 2 months ago

One question: Why, why did you do this?

[-] percent@infosec.pub 14 points 2 months ago

It's chest hair

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ

It's cursed, that's what it is!

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

It being triangular in that shape and density distribution means it is clearly one and not the other.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It's obviously chest hair.

[-] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Someone give em a little goatee

Edit: nvm, I got it

[-] RedMari@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago

It would be a crime against humanity

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

*Pokemonity.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

This makes me uncomfortable for so many reasons.

[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

That is a "happy trail" connecting beard to bush down the entire chest.

[-] Daysofcoleco@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 5 points 2 months ago

This is my most reluctant upvote in a while.

[-] M137@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

ಠ_ಠ
➿️

[-] guy@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Now there's a jigglypuff with some chest hair.

[-] Entertainmeonly 4 points 2 months ago

Happy trail

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Honestly looks too low to be a beard. Most beards start closer to the mouth.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It could be a neckbeard.

One way to be sure would be to check its browser history.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Beard since everybody knows pokemon only have one hole.

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[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

the GIANT/ancient version is basically jigglypuff hitting puberty.

[-] SoyTDI@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Really hope this doesn't awaken anything in me. Enough interwebs for today.

[-] durably465@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Depend if blowjob beard. If missionary bush.

[-] Uri@infosec.pub 1 points 2 months ago

I want to kill you now

[-] MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Any bush is a beard if your brave enough

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It depends. What did you search for to get the picture of the hair...

That being said

I haven't seen facial hair that looks like that

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

No genitalia, so it's just general body hair.

[-] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

My wife first saw it and said, "That's not just chest hair?" So I'm gonna have to go with that.

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