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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

“You know, we were on Air Force One the other day, and I walk in there because he wants to talk about something, and he’s got an orange soft drink on his desk. He’s got a Fanta on the desk,” Oz said. “And I say, ‘Are you kidding me?’ So he starts to, like, sheepishly grin. He says, ‘You know, this stuff’s good for me – it kills cancer cells.’”

Destroy the electoral college

[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 15 points 4 days ago

He also thinks Fanta soda is fresh squeezed. Squeezed from what, I don't know.

[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

From Florida Fantas?

[-] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 11 points 4 days ago

Every cell is cancer in that fucking thing.

[-] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

Another fireside ad

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Soda has water in it. What does it do to magnets?

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I can't believe I get to use this twice in 2 days.

[-] Critical_Drinking@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Basic physiological knowledge is not his forte.

[-] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Basic ~~physiological~~ knowledge is not his forte

Also works

[-] enkille@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

great, this is how i find out diet soda causes cancer

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

he drank so much even the aspartame killed it, thats his reasoning.

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