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[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

It will summon the mouse king

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Mouse kings are horrible to look at lol

Nvm I’m thinking of rat kings

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I don't imagine a twisted mass of mouse corpses with their tails all knotted together would be any more pleasant to look at than a rat king.

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

It becomes a monster. It’s right there in the Munster . It’s like a a surgeon called Dr. Acula .

Monsters of all sorts are required to hint that they a monsters. It’s the law.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago
[-] Zomg@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago

Mouse in the house :^)

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

It'll end up under your bed

[-] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 4 points 1 week ago

It's a high performance athlete. Athletes sweat.

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