In nursing it's selling someone independent when you know for a fact if they were evaluated they would be given assisted or higher care.

Sales people are fucking scum. Write checks that you must cash. Too often they suck fat cock at communicating (in a bad way) and expect people to move mountains for their vision.

When you're elderly a move takes years off your life. Knowingly putting someone in a place where they will be forced to move again so you can inflate your sales numbers is flat out negligence.

A cowboy rides his horse in the prairies. Sees a canyon and says, “I'm a cowboy, I'll jump that canyon!”

He directs the horse in a gallop toward the canyon. The horse stops short of jumping, and says “You're the cowboy, you jump.”

If sales doesn't care enough to ask the engineer how long it will take before promising it, sales doesn't get to tell us how long it needs to take after selling it.

Great, now you need two engineers. You'll manage that, boss.

Sales Director: A client bought our product on the premise it has feature A Me (dev): That feature doesn’t exist Sales Director: ….

True story…

It's easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission. That goes for customer deadlines as well.

Sums up my job as a CAD Specialist. Sales will sell a project with delivery in 2 weeks, with about 1,5 weeks of CAD work, 1 week of production time, and 4 weeks delivery time for 3rd party materials.

We implemented a system where users could call each other and share their screen. Sales team sold it with the promise that we would be implementing an option for the users to control the other user's shared screen remotely.

Strong vibes of the old Expert sketch

3 years would probably be a better guess

Engi should just hit Sales after the first time he said three Weeks