My first thought looking at that is she gonna cut herself on that axe. Get a proper sheath, FFS!
I was thinking that it can't possibly end well, brave though it may appear.
she lacerated herself in her confusion
Who sheaths their axe? Better out than in I always say.
Even while aware of how little classic scifi or fsntasy covers usually have in common with the book contents... This is still surprisingly weird.
I would unironically read this. Having a boombox would make a bard immensely more powerful.
Brandon's bard in a box from 2e.

But we all know how things would end.
Quaid Army!!!
Thought this was going to be Spock nerve pinching the boombox punk haha
Unironically one of my favorite songs.
Same. Lonely Island made some absolute bangers. Boombox, Jack Sparrow, I Just Had Sex and Jizz In My Pants all earned a place in my regular music playlist.
lol somehow I’ve never seen that before. Thanks!
Time for some boiled goose
We're so loud you wanna die! Go forth and amplify!
I do not understand what is happening here...
But I do agree this is the BEST sci Fi novel of the year.
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