Pounds and grams in a single sentence! Who are you trying to confuse? Everyone?!
28 grams in an ounce, ask me how I know...
It's weed, man.
Really? Cool, man!
smelts you
Not in a troy ounce though
Hey I think I know troy. That bastard shorts you every time. His ounces certainly don't weigh 28 grams, you're right about that!
Stoner? Or very heavy coke user 😂
Former stoner. Multiple times a day every day for years. Never thought I could imagine life without weed, but eventually it turned into a personal little hell that I couldn't escape. I kept smoking even long after I stopped enjoying it, long after I knew I needed to stop, and even long after I wanted to stop.
One day I woke up and decided I didn't need it anymore. It was still challenging to toss my stash and equipment (which I had done dozens of times over the years), but eventually I did and it was the start of a T-break that will never end. I haven't looked back since, and life still isn't perfect now but I'm grateful to be able to approach it with a clear head, and a body which actually listens when I tell it to get up and go do something.
Well done man and congrats.
The people who would care about this likely are accustomed to using grams for some measurements
We ain’t out here buying drugs by the pound. It’s grams and ounces unless you’re a shotter but even then you buying in ounces and kilos.
Well you wouldn't say 0.006613868 lbs of gold would you?
No, but I would say "just shy of 1kg of copper"!
i thought america uses grams for gold
Fuck copper there's literally two pounds of lithium in each one
two pounds of lithium?
how many pounds of ions? i might know a guy
That should keep the depressions at bay for a week or so.
Probably a geolocation device as well. Be careful out there.
Don’t forget your wire mesh bags folks!
Steel toolboxes work even better, plus you can cosplay as a repair tech and wear a hard hat and reflective vest. Don’t forget your clip board and osha gloves!
Alternatively, smash them to bits to help your local crackhead access the components more easily!
Just a reminder that ICE vans do have catalytic converters.
I kinda doubt that is true but steal em anyways
I mean when they look like this I don’t doubt it
Ya that would be more than $400 of gold. But there's only one way to find out...
Ok boomer
Not sure how I feel about your downvotes. Do that many people just automatically downvotes at a joke without even realizing it's a joke on the name?
Reading is hard for some people I guess haha
Does this come in bumper sticker?
Based on this we should be able to get a live scrap value for each Flock camera.
There are 2 apples and 3 bananas. Wait. That doesn’t add up does it? 🙃😝
The stoopid in me read 3gigs of gold 🤦
Is X including full timestamps in its posts now, or is this some special setting?
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