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[-] arcine@jlai.lu 4 points 7 hours ago

Consummated !? They're going to fuck !!?

[-] plz1@lemmy.world 44 points 17 hours ago

This is the part where Israel picks up the bombing/keeps going, so Iran retaliates, and the US then swoops back in to "defend Israel from unprovoked attacks".

[-] plateee@piefed.social 11 points 13 hours ago

He sounds like a sovcit crazy citing things that have not happened.

[-] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 50 points 18 hours ago

I recon this will hold only until someone starts talking about the Epstein files again.

[-] orbitz@lemmy.ca 15 points 17 hours ago

Or until the next time he takes his 'awake' medication, probably close to the same time but it'd be difficult to do a control on the experiment.

[-] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 17 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

No way he wrote that himself. He just copy pasted his email from Sharif and added allcaps on words he recognized.

[-] waigl@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago
[-] WHARRGARBL@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

Has anyone told him that a literate person has commandeered his keyboard?

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 24 points 18 hours ago

So does this mean the US lost the war??

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago

Shredded cheese and salsa all over the floor and walls.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Oh the humanity!!! Fish fillet all over the oval office walls!

[-] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

The “workable” 10-point plan from Iran:
Guarantee Iran will not be attacked again
Permanent end to hostilities
End of Israeli strikes in Lebanon and against “Iranian allies”
Lift all US sanctions on Iran
Iran opens strait, charges $2 million per ship, shared with Oman
Reparations from US for reconstruction
No change to Iran’s nuclear program

[-] kurikai@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

a win fot Iran. a loss for Tump. Art of the deal

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 7 points 15 hours ago

Infrastructure Week delayed yet again…

[-] RePsyche@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago
[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago

And milania totally loves him

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Does this mean they're opening the fuckin' strait?

this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
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