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[-] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 260 points 4 months ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Inshallah, there will be a fatwa against every existing 'Live Laugh Love' piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 4 months ago

My friends have a die, cry, hate on their wall

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[-] null@lemmy.org 52 points 4 months ago

I wonder if Jr had an open bet on Trump praising Allah.

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter 🙏

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[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 190 points 4 months ago

I've just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost

[-] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 96 points 4 months ago

You might learn by the cheering and shouting in the streets.

[-] thal3s@sh.itjust.works 40 points 4 months ago

It’ll be the craziest day any of us have ever lived.

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[-] imvii@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm going to celebrate it every year and call it "no kings day".

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[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 141 points 4 months ago

Wait, this is real?! Holy shit, he's gone off the deep end.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 86 points 4 months ago

He's been off the deep end for years

[-] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

Of course, but this is a different voice than we are used to.

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[-] X@piefed.world 27 points 4 months ago

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀 always has been

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 81 points 4 months ago
[-] mr_eckneim@feddit.org 75 points 4 months ago

Cant tell if shitpost or real anymore

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 42 points 4 months ago

Ain’t that the Honest to allah truth

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[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 70 points 4 months ago

Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president...

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 31 points 4 months ago
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[-] AdamBomb@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Yeah, this doesn’t have that “I had a stroke” energy of a genuine DJT xcretion

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[-] brillotti@lemmy.world 59 points 4 months ago
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[-] jobbies@lemmy.zip 53 points 4 months ago

Jesus, I was sure this was a joke...

America - have a word. Cheers.

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 53 points 4 months ago
[-] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago

Good Lord. Had to go to his account to check this was real

[-] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 months ago

And? I dont want to go to his account

[-] EatMyPixelDust 49 points 4 months ago

This doesn't read anything like what he writes. Not enough all-caps words for a start. And praise be to Allah? No way he'd say THAT.

[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 months ago

I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
Still...It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 4 months ago

Oh my fucking god.

He must have fired Noem because some part of him was afraid of being Ole Yeller'd.

There has never before in history been such a grandpa who really needed to just go to bed now.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago
[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 4 months ago

It's scary he doesn't care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.

[-] mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 months ago

Criminals are very confident until they end up in a (Dutch) courtroom.

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[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

This is what he says on Easter...

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[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago

Imagine if you showed this to someone in ~2009.

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[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 32 points 4 months ago

I'm surprised he used the correct "Strait." You guys sure it's him??

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[-] redsand@infosec.pub 32 points 4 months ago

He did a press conference at the white house with eyes red as the devil's dick today

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[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 31 points 4 months ago

Allah just means god. Not the first time he's pretended to praise God.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

How much you wanna bet he doesn't know that

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[-] miniinstance@lemmy.today 30 points 4 months ago

Keep Allah's name out of your mouth Satan

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Why you being mean to Satan? He's the only reasonable one in the Bible

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[-] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 months ago

Didn't he say the high oil prices are no problem because other nations suffer more?

[-] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago

That is his base, they'll slam the door on their balls if you convince them someone else suffers more

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[-] greygore@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

He’s been promising infrastructure day for a decade now… nobody thought that’s what he meant.

[-] CaffeinatedCubits@programming.dev 22 points 4 months ago

An I the only one that thinks that Trump did not type this?

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[-] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 months ago

Pedo crying on the internet lmao.

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[-] bender223@lemmy.today 20 points 4 months ago

oh shit, this is unedited? 🤣

[-] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 19 points 4 months ago

What are we even doing, man...

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