Every day when I wake up, the first thing is to check my phone if that fucker's dead yet.

Has he considered the ratings he'd get with a death announcement though? They'd be like no one has ever seen. Bigly.

Maybe people around the world should celebrate his death, even though he’s alive, just so he can see how many people hate him.

Watch that asshole make an appearance tomorrow and his idiot followers will call it proof that he is the Second Coming of Christ....

I know it's probably not gonna happen but man oh man....

There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office.

If you count warcrimes, white collar crimes and golf as work, then sure. But for the American people, not so much. Everything he does is for his criminal enterprise.

But pleeeeeaaaaase don't be dead Donny. JD is so much worse.

Keep in mind that the Daily Mirror is a dubiously reliable British tabloid and extremely eager to sensationalize any crumbs they can get. Also keep in mind that baseless social media rumors are extremely easy to start when people want them to be true.

In this case, "forced to deny US president death and hospital rumors" means (per their own article):

Trump's personal spokesman, Steven Cheung, posted on X: "There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office. God Bless him."

It would be actually hilarious if this antichrist-type dies on Easter weekend, but I don't have my hopes up more than any other day.

But Biden's too old.

Given how truthful the White House press secretaries have been under Trump, that means he's dead. YAY!

Bah. You'll know he's actually dead when it shows up on Polymarket.

Another mini stroke? We'll see him from a distance for couple of days and then we will appear publicly with a slightly more drooping face.

What would you say is the percentage of people on this planet waiting to see him finally die, something like 98%?

Quit with this Weekend at Bernie’s crap. Just die, please. Lots of real estate for you in Hell.

JD Vance smothered him with a couch cushion.

Time to watch him rant after having five gills of meth injected into his body. Again.

It is an exercise, for the big moment that everyone on planet earth is waiting for, the end of a dictator, criminal trump

Did he dead?

I don't want him to die in a hospital.

Ideally, I want him to die in jail or to follow his leader.

I'm gonna be pissed if this son of a bitch happens to die when I can't have alcohol. Come on man, go into a coma for two weeks then die so I can pop a bottle properly

Pope Francis, after meeting JD Vance, died the day after Easter in 2025.

It would be infinitely funny if someone else, after meeting with JD Vance, would die the day after Easter 2026 too.

Best Easter since 2026 years ago. Hands down. Or out sideways. IDK. I hope for us folks on the west coast of the USA a shared thought that I’d rather not say (or type) aloud (or online). But we all know deep down that there is one thing aside from marshmallow🐥’s , Cadbury Eggs & Jelly Beans that we all crave. I am not talking about Ham, scalloped potatoes, asparagus & Hollandaise & fresh Rolls.