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Every day when I wake up, the first thing is to check my phone if that fucker's dead yet.
I think you just explained why I do this. I thought I had just developed an addiction to the news over the past six months, but this hit me.
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And putin.
- Netanyahu
- Musk
- Charles Koch
- The Ellisons
- Bezos
- Peter Thiel
- Ted Cruz
- Lindsay Graham
- Greg Abbott
- The Sacklers
- Viktor Orban
- Alexander Lukashenko
- Chuck Schumer
- George W Bush
- Dick Durbin
- Robert Pittman
- Maziar Mike Doustdar
- Darren Woods
- Tom Hanks (he knows what he's done)
- Jacek Olczak
- Erik Prince
- Christopher T. Calio
And many many more..
Edit: not saying that I actively check all these, I'm saying that these are (mostly) other prime examples of people whose demise will likely noticeably benefit humanity as a whole.
Is the Tom Hanks thing a joke or do I not know something
"Yes" to the former, "probably" to the latter 🤷🏻
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For me it's him, Putin and any billionaire.
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Has he considered the ratings he'd get with a death announcement though? They'd be like no one has ever seen. Bigly.
If they make a death announcement and then he shows up on TV again in 3 days, it will really feed into his base thinking he's literally Jesus.
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Maybe people around the world should celebrate his death, even though he’s alive, just so he can see how many people hate him.
Are the No Kings protests not enough?
...I mean, we're still stuck with a king, sooo...
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Watch that asshole make an appearance tomorrow and his idiot followers will call it proof that he is the Second Coming of Christ....
Its nice to know that he must make an appearance tomorrow or rumors of his demise will tank the economy further. Since its easter the president must make an appearance.
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I know it's probably not gonna happen but man oh man....
would be a shame if he dies before going to a trial for all his past and present crimes
We can size the estate and hold all collaborators to justice, like they do with RICO
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We should treat him like an Egyptian pharoah, and entomb him with all of his cabinet members.
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It would be super funny if Trump was alive for the denial of his death, but then died immediately after.
There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office.
If you count warcrimes, white collar crimes and golf as work, then sure. But for the American people, not so much. Everything he does is for his criminal enterprise.
But pleeeeeaaaaase don't be dead Donny. JD is so much worse.
Keep in mind that the Daily Mirror is a dubiously reliable British tabloid and extremely eager to sensationalize any crumbs they can get. Also keep in mind that baseless social media rumors are extremely easy to start when people want them to be true.
In this case, "forced to deny US president death and hospital rumors" means (per their own article):
Trump's personal spokesman, Steven Cheung, posted on X: "There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office. God Bless him."
It would be actually hilarious if this antichrist-type dies on Easter weekend, but I don't have my hopes up more than any other day.
I want to believe
But Biden's too old.
Given how truthful the White House press secretaries have been under Trump, that means he's dead. YAY!
When he actually does croak, I wonder how long they'll hide it and what lengths they'll go to in order to keep it a secret...
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Bah. You'll know he's actually dead when it shows up on Polymarket.
Another mini stroke? We'll see him from a distance for couple of days and then we will appear publicly with a slightly more drooping face.
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What would you say is the percentage of people on this planet waiting to see him finally die, something like 98%?
Russia thinks the Trump Presidency is amazing for them. First Trump cuts support for Ukraine, then Trump blames Ukraine for keeping the war going by dastardly not surrendering to Russia. And now Trump is raising global oil proces, radically increasing the income of the Russian state. All while delegitimizing the US.
China probably cheers on the weakening of US power too. And US Republicans also overwhelmingly supports Trump, for reasons known only to them.
So if you add up Russia and China (enemies of America) and Republicans (but I repeat myself), way less than 98% of people wants Trump dead.
Don't forget wasting all our missiles and munitions in Iran so we won't have a stockpile when we or one of our actual allies gets attacked.
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Quit with this Weekend at Bernie’s crap. Just die, please. Lots of real estate for you in Hell.
Time to watch him rant after having five gills of meth injected into his body. Again.
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Did he dead?
Well if so that's going to round off a very nice week for the astronauts.
I don't want him to die in a hospital.
Ideally, I want him to die in jail or to follow his leader.
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I'm gonna be pissed if this son of a bitch happens to die when I can't have alcohol. Come on man, go into a coma for two weeks then die so I can pop a bottle properly
You're probably ok because they're going to Weekend at Bernie's him for a while while he trying to figure out what they're going to do.
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Pope Francis, after meeting JD Vance, died the day after Easter in 2025.
It would be infinitely funny if someone else, after meeting with JD Vance, would die the day after Easter 2026 too.
Best Easter since 2026 years ago. Hands down. Or out sideways. IDK. I hope for us folks on the west coast of the USA a shared thought that I’d rather not say (or type) aloud (or online). But we all know deep down that there is one thing aside from marshmallow🐥’s , Cadbury Eggs & Jelly Beans that we all crave. I am not talking about Ham, scalloped potatoes, asparagus & Hollandaise & fresh Rolls.
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