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I have a plan (lemmy.world)
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[-] homes@piefed.world 111 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments and museums there. Can you just gas it instead?

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 115 points 2 months ago

If they bomb the white house it won't even be noticeable

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Make America 1812 Again

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[-] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 55 points 2 months ago

They're the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.

[-] homes@piefed.world 8 points 2 months ago
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[-] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 18 points 2 months ago

This country was built for white, rich, racist men that didn't want to pay taxes. Let's just start over.

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[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I mean, I live here and I'm kinda alright with it.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

Aside from the government parts, a lot of DC residents are at least non Republican voters, I suggest narrowing down the target area some.

[-] sartalon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I'm afraid if I offer suggestions I'll start getting knocks on my door at 2am.

[-] tristynalxander@mander.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

Mega churches, billionaire bunkers, pent houses, suburban mansions, ... trucks with testicles

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There are like 15 conservative/republican people in this entire city, and that's only because there is one in the white house plus his crew. It's definitely the bluest place imaginable, in the USA at least.

[-] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.

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[-] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 107 points 2 months ago

The Canadian government can even say It's an operation to take care of pedophiles.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago

And it would be true.

[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 months ago
[-] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I'm never gonna stop reading this as Furry and being like "holy shit is that actually what they named it"

[-] ClownStatue@piefed.social 82 points 2 months ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 78 points 2 months ago

America requires denazification. We will be greeted as liberators

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Depending on location this ain’t even a joke, Washington state would be happy I can tell you that much

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

i know a wide range of Appalachians who'd be helping

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[-] iatenine@piefed.social 40 points 2 months ago

War of 1812 is getting a sequel?

[-] slemptastrophe@piefed.social 40 points 2 months ago

Would you? Please?!?!

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Where do I send my $1.05?

Also, fuck you and your political Shitpost

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[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 months ago
[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Here, I'll even help you spell mar a lago correctly, so you can find it on a map.

[-] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 25 points 2 months ago

I have 5 dollars. Will that help?

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Given recent precedent, targeting world leaders to effect regime change seems to be fair game. If someone were to, say, take out the president, vp, and all the cabinet members... Well, there's not much we could say about it except thank you.

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[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Can we start a GoFund me?

[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Do you promise, Canada? Really promise? If you do... You can stay. You don't have to go. Let all of our regions be vassals until each respective one individually proves itself worthy of becoming a province. The province of New England would welcome you as liberators and celebrate your arrival as the new independence day...

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

How would you feel if Canada

🥂

Okay, what about Mexico

🤬

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

i'd kick into the gofundme

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

well they are all living on bases, so it wouldnt be that hard to target them with bombs and take them all out at once. most of all they are also afraid of thier OWN MAGAT supporters, thats why they moved onto bases.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I'm so sad they stopped doing those. I loved them!

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Hopefully he's in his happy place now... stacking crates.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

Nah, as a fellow autistic, I can tell you it's ok to laugh at it. It's funny because it's accurate yet funny. I've never found it offensive.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Can you stack your family?"

If you're going, I'm coming with you. —An autistic person


Edit: One of the comments pointed out that he's counting the ceiling tiles while they strap the prisoner up with a mic. It's so perfect.

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[-] rockandsock@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Let's make it happen cap'n.

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[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, I wouldn't like it. No country should bomb another to force regime change. I don't care how shitty the leader being replaced is. I want Trump gone, but not like that. I know this is a joke, but I feel like this needs to be explicitly stated.

[-] sartalon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean isn't this post kind of giving consent?

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[-] mimavox@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago

Why must it be explicitly stated? Do you think the thread will inspire Canada to actually do this otherwise?

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[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Well actually

[-] demonhunt@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

I never understand these usian thinking the orange guy is the source of all their problems lol.

yeah he is kind of a pedo clown POS, but its not like he can decide on his own whatever the hell US doing to this world

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