I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments and museums there. Can you just gas it instead?
If they bomb the white house it won't even be noticeable
trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy
They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again
Make America 1812 Again
They're the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.
Lmao
This country was built for white, rich, racist men that didn't want to pay taxes. Let's just start over.
I mean, I live here and I'm kinda alright with it.
Aside from the government parts, a lot of DC residents are at least non Republican voters, I suggest narrowing down the target area some.
I'm afraid if I offer suggestions I'll start getting knocks on my door at 2am.
Mega churches, billionaire bunkers, pent houses, suburban mansions, ... trucks with testicles
There are like 15 conservative/republican people in this entire city, and that's only because there is one in the white house plus his crew. It's definitely the bluest place imaginable, in the USA at least.
Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.
The Canadian government can even say It's an operation to take care of pedophiles.
And it would be true.
Operation Epstein Fury
I'm never gonna stop reading this as Furry and being like "holy shit is that actually what they named it"
Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.
America requires denazification. We will be greeted as liberators
Depending on location this ain’t even a joke, Washington state would be happy I can tell you that much
War of 1812 is getting a sequel?
Would you? Please?!?!
Here, I'll even help you spell mar a lago correctly, so you can find it on a map.
I have 5 dollars. Will that help?
Given recent precedent, targeting world leaders to effect regime change seems to be fair game. If someone were to, say, take out the president, vp, and all the cabinet members... Well, there's not much we could say about it except thank you.
Can we start a GoFund me?
Do you promise, Canada? Really promise? If you do... You can stay. You don't have to go. Let all of our regions be vassals until each respective one individually proves itself worthy of becoming a province. The province of New England would welcome you as liberators and celebrate your arrival as the new independence day...
i'd kick into the gofundme
well they are all living on bases, so it wouldnt be that hard to target them with bombs and take them all out at once. most of all they are also afraid of thier OWN MAGAT supporters, thats why they moved onto bases.
Big autistic reporter Michael Falk energy.
I'm so sad they stopped doing those. I loved them!
Hopefully he's in his happy place now... stacking crates.
Am I going to hell for laughing at this?
Nah, as a fellow autistic, I can tell you it's ok to laugh at it. It's funny because it's accurate yet funny. I've never found it offensive.
"Can you stack your family?"
If you're going, I'm coming with you. —An autistic person
Edit: One of the comments pointed out that he's counting the ceiling tiles while they strap the prisoner up with a mic. It's so perfect.
No, I wouldn't like it. No country should bomb another to force regime change. I don't care how shitty the leader being replaced is. I want Trump gone, but not like that. I know this is a joke, but I feel like this needs to be explicitly stated.
Why must it be explicitly stated? Do you think the thread will inspire Canada to actually do this otherwise?
Yes.
Well actually
I never understand these usian thinking the orange guy is the source of all their problems lol.
yeah he is kind of a pedo clown POS, but its not like he can decide on his own whatever the hell US doing to this world
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