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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago

Is this how I find out the nukes were launched?

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

Only if you are constantly refreshing lemmy. Otherwise, no, you will find out before reading here.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

What if lemmy is the only website I use?

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

How can i keep hearing about people close to me and around me dying of cancer young, yet these guys are still alive and going

[-] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 months ago

Boomers man, the lead that made them retarded kills the cancers they created

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[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

Earth have survived extinction events before. And it will survive them again.

[-] BeardededSquidward 9 points 3 months ago

We're fucked, the Earth is still going to be here for billions more years.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

Someday paleontologists will discover doomer memes from the Pleistocene, the Cretaceous, the Permian, the Devonian, and the Ordovician all predicting the same thing: “this is it, the end!”.

[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Someday, they will discover the remains of dead archaeologists among remains of dinosaurs and will have to wonder if we lived at the same time

[-] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Silurian hypothesis: chronically online edition

[-] 7101334@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I'm not so sure life on Earth could recover from global nuclear war.

But if we can avoid that then yeah we're probably fine.

[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Life can absolutely recover. People do joke about it but cockroaches are ridiculously resilient. And so are tardigrades.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Even the most pessimistic models predict half of the biosphere surviving nuclear war.

[-] 7101334@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Well that's good to know, in an odd-feeling sort of way - it's reassuring info within the context of a situation which I would never want to happen in the first place.

[-] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Crawl out through the Fallout baby

[-] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 15 points 3 months ago

Trump’s hands are too large, and they don’t have large bruises or tanning spray.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Twenty-thousand years of this, seven more to go

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

We don't need to care, Jesus is coming back anyway. -- MAGAs, probably

[-] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

My mom is like this. Anything that is bad for the world instantly becomes a problem Jesus will fix when he returns. One thing I like to counter this with is: in the bible God had all his followers do all the work to fix things, so doesn’t that just mean you’ll be spending the end of the world cleaning up this mess?

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago

what did those fuckers do again?

[-] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

Fucked us all.

[-] timestatic@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago

Those guys (like us) are only existent for the blink of a moment. No matter how important they seem today, in death all are equal and the planet and people will still be around long after they're gone

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

If theres a shared afterlife theres gonna be a lot of people hanging around waiting for them

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

shared afterlife

oh dear god no, please send me to the void thank you

[-] infinitevalence@discuss.online 3 points 3 months ago

Life will be fine, humans are fucked.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You're missing a few billion faces but ok.

Also GTFO with your political shitposts

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 6 points 3 months ago

youre on lemmy. that in itself is political. get off lemmy.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago

that's fair have a nice day.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Thanks! I hope you have a day filled with political shit

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

I have it, whether I want it or not. By choice of not my own, political shit happens. I can choose to stick my fingers in my ears, but that's about it.

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago

everything is political shit as we evolved passed being hunter/gatherers :P

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

d'aaawwww, look, it thinks it's in charge of "shitposts"!

So cute

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 months ago
[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Does humanity need to take the rest of the planet down with them?

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