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[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 21 points 19 hours ago

Earth have survived extinction events before. And it will survive them again.

[-] BeardededSquidward 7 points 17 hours ago

We're fucked, the Earth is still going to be here for billions more years.

[-] 7101334@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I'm not so sure life on Earth could recover from global nuclear war.

But if we can avoid that then yeah we're probably fine.

[-] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

Crawl out through the Fallout baby

[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

Life can absolutely recover. People do joke about it but cockroaches are ridiculously resilient. And so are tardigrades.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Even the most pessimistic models predict half of the biosphere surviving nuclear war.

[-] 7101334@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Well that's good to know, in an odd-feeling sort of way - it's reassuring info within the context of a situation which I would never want to happen in the first place.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 18 hours ago

Someday paleontologists will discover doomer memes from the Pleistocene, the Cretaceous, the Permian, the Devonian, and the Ordovician all predicting the same thing: “this is it, the end!”.

[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

Someday, they will discover the remains of dead archaeologists among remains of dinosaurs and will have to wonder if we lived at the same time

[-] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Silurian hypothesis: chronically online edition

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

We don't need to care, Jesus is coming back anyway. -- MAGAs, probably

[-] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

My mom is like this. Anything that is bad for the world instantly becomes a problem Jesus will fix when he returns. One thing I like to counter this with is: in the bible God had all his followers do all the work to fix things, so doesn’t that just mean you’ll be spending the end of the world cleaning up this mess?

[-] timestatic@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago

Those guys (like us) are only existent for the blink of a moment. No matter how important they seem today, in death all are equal and the planet and people will still be around long after they're gone

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

If theres a shared afterlife theres gonna be a lot of people hanging around waiting for them

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

shared afterlife

oh dear god no, please send me to the void thank you

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago

Earth (and life) will be around long after humans have destroyed themselves.

[-] bonenode@piefed.social 2 points 14 hours ago

Every time. Every time when its a meme or article about the "end of the world", every time someone, maybe more than just one person, just has to make this profound statement.

This is how they look after pressing send:

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 17 hours ago

"The Earth is fine. People are fucked."

  • George Carlin
[-] HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social 34 points 1 day ago

This is the only thing that makes me happy

[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

*After a small subset of wealthy humans kill us all.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Don't tease me like that

[-] rogsson@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

Oh stop talking dirty, I’m getting exited over here

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 23 hours ago

Not comforting. All that is left is creatures eating each other in a circle, not much good.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn, would scarcely know that we were gone." - Sara Teasdale

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

How can i keep hearing about people close to me and around me dying of cancer young, yet these guys are still alive and going

[-] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

Boomers man, the lead that made them retarded kills the cancers they created

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

All they had to do is sit at a gas station until rich, leech of their parents, exploit the younger population, and gauge housing.

They also had food and air regulation. What would they be dying from?

[-] BeardededSquidward 1 points 17 hours ago
[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago

Is this how I find out the nukes were launched?

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Only if you are constantly refreshing lemmy. Otherwise, no, you will find out before reading here.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

What if lemmy is the only website I use?

[-] halfapage@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

artemis folks knew what they were doing

[-] idealotus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

But they're coming back (allegedly)

[-] halfapage@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

ofc they just gonna grab some milk first

[-] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago

Trump’s hands are too large, and they don’t have large bruises or tanning spray.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Twenty-thousand years of this, seven more to go

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

what did those fuckers do again?

[-] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago

Fucked us all.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're missing a few billion faces but ok.

Also GTFO with your political shitposts

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

d'aaawwww, look, it thinks it's in charge of "shitposts"!

So cute

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 points 20 hours ago
[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago

youre on lemmy. that in itself is political. get off lemmy.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago
[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 15 hours ago

that's fair have a nice day.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Thanks! I hope you have a day filled with political shit

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

I have it, whether I want it or not. By choice of not my own, political shit happens. I can choose to stick my fingers in my ears, but that's about it.

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 13 hours ago

everything is political shit as we evolved passed being hunter/gatherers :P

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