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[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 102 points 1 month ago

Earth (and life) will be around long after humans have destroyed themselves.

[-] HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social 34 points 1 month ago

This is the only thing that makes me happy

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Don't tease me like that

[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

*After a small subset of wealthy humans kill us all.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn, would scarcely know that we were gone." - Sara Teasdale

[-] rogsson@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Oh stop talking dirty, I’m getting exited over here

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

"The Earth is fine. People are fucked."

  • George Carlin
[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Not comforting. All that is left is creatures eating each other in a circle, not much good.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago

Is this how I find out the nukes were launched?

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Only if you are constantly refreshing lemmy. Otherwise, no, you will find out before reading here.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

What if lemmy is the only website I use?

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

How can i keep hearing about people close to me and around me dying of cancer young, yet these guys are still alive and going

[-] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

Boomers man, the lead that made them retarded kills the cancers they created

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All they had to do is sit at a gas station until rich, leech of their parents, exploit the younger population, and gauge housing.

They also had food and air regulation. What would they be dying from?

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[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

Earth have survived extinction events before. And it will survive them again.

[-] BeardededSquidward 9 points 1 month ago

We're fucked, the Earth is still going to be here for billions more years.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Someday paleontologists will discover doomer memes from the Pleistocene, the Cretaceous, the Permian, the Devonian, and the Ordovician all predicting the same thing: “this is it, the end!”.

[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Someday, they will discover the remains of dead archaeologists among remains of dinosaurs and will have to wonder if we lived at the same time

[-] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Silurian hypothesis: chronically online edition

[-] 7101334@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm not so sure life on Earth could recover from global nuclear war.

But if we can avoid that then yeah we're probably fine.

[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Life can absolutely recover. People do joke about it but cockroaches are ridiculously resilient. And so are tardigrades.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Even the most pessimistic models predict half of the biosphere surviving nuclear war.

[-] 7101334@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well that's good to know, in an odd-feeling sort of way - it's reassuring info within the context of a situation which I would never want to happen in the first place.

[-] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Crawl out through the Fallout baby

[-] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago

Trump’s hands are too large, and they don’t have large bruises or tanning spray.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Twenty-thousand years of this, seven more to go

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

We don't need to care, Jesus is coming back anyway. -- MAGAs, probably

[-] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

My mom is like this. Anything that is bad for the world instantly becomes a problem Jesus will fix when he returns. One thing I like to counter this with is: in the bible God had all his followers do all the work to fix things, so doesn’t that just mean you’ll be spending the end of the world cleaning up this mess?

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

what did those fuckers do again?

[-] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Fucked us all.

[-] timestatic@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Those guys (like us) are only existent for the blink of a moment. No matter how important they seem today, in death all are equal and the planet and people will still be around long after they're gone

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

If theres a shared afterlife theres gonna be a lot of people hanging around waiting for them

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

shared afterlife

oh dear god no, please send me to the void thank you

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're missing a few billion faces but ok.

Also GTFO with your political shitposts

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago

youre on lemmy. that in itself is political. get off lemmy.

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

d'aaawwww, look, it thinks it's in charge of "shitposts"!

So cute

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago
[-] infinitevalence@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Life will be fine, humans are fucked.

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Does humanity need to take the rest of the planet down with them?

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