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[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago
[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 51 points 2 months ago

Were... We're you just holding onto this link for like years, waiting for just the right moment to share it?

'Cause if so, thank you.

[-] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Let's hope the link lasts 70 more years

[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

No, a quick search from just knowing about this from my city brought me a link.

[-] tedd_deireadh@piefed.social 14 points 2 months ago

And now we're wondering too

Neither Bartley nor Pique have a good explanation for why the popular petroleum jelly is so liberally spread about the area.

"Maybe lots of people here using Vaseline," said Pique.

Bartley thinks it's just "people with a lot of time on their hands to do something stupid."

"Just wonder what kind of weirdos we got living in the neighbourhood," he said.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Criminals who gave the cops the slip.

[-] slowtrain33@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

This is exactly the kind of content I’m looking for at 1am. Ty

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Jfc and it just leaves us hanging?

[-] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Ya I need some closure here

[-] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This falls in the category where “if it’s not useful to me, it must not exist.”

I have eczema. In my worst, I can go through a 1lb pot in 2 weeks.

[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Have you tried out based moisturisers? I went from heavy emoliants and having regular flair ups to an alcohol free oat creme and thing have been a lot better.

https://www.cuderm.co.uk/

[-] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I passed through everything and ended up with immunosuppressants. Now I’m better. But for some time I switched between Vaseline and Aquaphor, specially during winter where the air is super dry due to house heating. I had humidifiers everywhere too.

[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yikes that's bad. I hope for you that it stays under control

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Have you had tried hydrocortisone that's much more commonly prescribed for eczema. Vaseline isn't medical, it's just lubricant

[-] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Oh yes, I passed through everything. Light therapy included. Cortisone of course helps, it’s magical, but it can fuck your heart up. I ended up taking immunosuppressants for 6 or 7 years, which opened me up for a few infections. But now, thank the Science Gods, I’m OK.

[-] parson0@startrek.website 25 points 2 months ago

YSK that Vaseline, or petroleum jelly, is a fossil fuel derivative. It should also never be used as a lubricant with condoms, it can mess with the latex and make it break more easily.

[-] antbricks@lemmy.today 14 points 2 months ago

Agree with this for most folks (using on hands or feet) but if you gotta cover more surface area it can get gone. My 8yo kid had a rash on his thighs and back and we used up a tub pretty quick.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

Yup. A large tub can still last months, but it certainly has to be replaced regularly when used on arms, legs, and upper-chest regularly). Granted, I've largely switched to using CeraVe's healing ointment, so now a regular petroleum jelly tub does last a very long time, but the probably not applies to the replacement (which I have an empty 12oz container on the trashcan next to me now...)

[-] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago

You have not Seen my girlfriends Vaseline consumption

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 19 points 2 months ago

why are you feeding her that and is she a person and not some object that resembles a flashlight.

[-] Venat0r@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

maybe she's consuming it rectally...

[-] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

It gets put in everything that hurts, and sometimes in things that dont. And no, she doesnt eat it, nor does ehe consume it rectally(thats my job).

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Im kinda disgusted by you RN, my lips are dry.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

I believe Vaseline is Unilever. Unfortunately, they aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

[-] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

laughs in dry skin disease

You underestimate my power.

[-] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I go through so much of it. I have very sensitive skin, am prone to eczema, and am allergic to any alternative that actually moisturizes my skin as well (coconut, shea, lanolin, etc). I mix it with humectants to make my own moisturizer and lip balm. I’m genuinely scared if it becomes unavailable in my lifetime.

[-] stickly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

In addition other comments in this thread, petroleum jelly can expire. The jelly itself might be inert but as you open and scoop stuff out you're adding moisture, skin cells, bacteria and whatever else might be floating around.

You can definitely tell the difference between a well used container that's a few years old and a fresh one. If you notice any smell its probably time to toss it.

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