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[-] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago

You have not Seen my girlfriends Vaseline consumption

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 19 points 2 months ago

why are you feeding her that and is she a person and not some object that resembles a flashlight.

[-] Venat0r@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

maybe she's consuming it rectally...

[-] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

It gets put in everything that hurts, and sometimes in things that dont. And no, she doesnt eat it, nor does ehe consume it rectally(thats my job).

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Im kinda disgusted by you RN, my lips are dry.

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