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[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 46 points 2 months ago

No one's laughing, so he could be doing a bit.

[-] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 18 points 2 months ago

We would always have a standing army ready at all times, including for domestic problems like natural disasters.”

So, like the current army or national guard then. Does that not exist in his eyes.

Always love these older people who never served saying young people should be forced to. It doesn't make them seem out of touch one iota. Fuckwit.

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 months ago
[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 11 points 2 months ago

Should have stayed a stapler

[-] subverted_per 10 points 2 months ago

Who the fuck gives a shit about what Rob Schneider says about anything? Dude hasnt been relevant since the 90s and he wasnt funny even then.

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I mean, that's one way to get young adults up off their asses and starting to vote.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago

What's holding YOU back, you fucking toolshed?

Pants shitting terror? Yeah, STFU.

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

I call for Rob Schneider to shut the fuck up, we all told you how little we cared about you by never going to see your movies. Just because you can have a Twitter account doesn't mean that your opinion is worth reading.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

What a shitty thing for someone who decidedly chose not to serve in any way.

In a better country, serving would be amazing. Not just in the military but community service. People could serve doing cleanup, construction, clerking, etc. too bad that’s not what he’s talking about and he’s a right wing shill that revels in murder.

[-] homes@piefed.world 5 points 2 months ago

I really wish that guy would stop reminding us that he exists

[-] butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a real good way to get a sudden spike in fragging incidents. It's almost like conservatives are neurologically incapable of learning from the past.

[-] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They should raise the eligible age to whatever Rob Schneider is

[-] twack@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

They should make the eligible age exclusively whatever Rob Schneider is.

[-] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

And also just for washed up comedians named Rob Schneider who are exactly his age

[-] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

"I was a really, really heavy child," Elle explained on the Dumb Blonde podcast Aug. 12. "My dad sent me to fat camp. It was rough and I got in trouble one year because I sprained my ankle and I didn't lose any weight. It's very toxic and very silly."

I can't say im surprised that Rob Schneider would also want to ruin other children's lives as well with involuntary service.

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Fuck that Rob Schneider guy

[-] Vieric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ohh, I'm sure if you really love your country enough you can get permission to wheel your old ass out there on to the frontlines yourself Rob. No need for half measures by sending someone else to do the job as surely only you can.

[-] Bwaz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

New York Post.... Who cares what crap they put out?

[-] Brummbaer@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago

Maybe they are doing "trial balloons", to see what the reaction is if they put that out there.

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

i loath Rob as much as the next guy but NY Post shares are also just as questionable as Rob Schneider.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Why is a comedian calling for anything?

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