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[-] binarytobis@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I had to go through the Atlanta airport shortly after the “4 hour wait” stories started hitting. I showed up 3 hours earlier than normal to be safe, and when I got there they had every station manned and ICE was basically just waiving everyone through. Took me about 2 minutes to get through security.

Kind of illustrates how pointless TSA is in the first place, but I’d rather have had that four hour wait than have to be within 50 ft of ICE.

[-] mech@feddit.org 162 points 4 weeks ago

Boy am I glad they're making sure a terrorist with a bomb can't get onto a plane to kill a lot of people packed together in a crowded place.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 82 points 4 weeks ago

Can't blow up a plane if nobody can get onto the plane!

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[-] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 22 points 4 weeks ago

Blows up airport instead ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 weeks ago

Well, that's not TSAs direct job, so they don't care.

[-] elvith@feddit.org 12 points 4 weeks ago

They're called TSA, not G(round)SA or A(irport)SA or... for a reason!

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[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 97 points 4 weeks ago

Tired of ~~waiting~~ winning yet?

[-] nasquamesse@lemmy.zip 46 points 4 weeks ago

Pleease Mr. President, no more winning!

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Mr. President, it's too much winning!

[-] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

A man came up to me once, big man, strong man, with tears in his eyes and said. Mister President we are ~~waiting~~ winning too much, please Mister President we are tired of ~~waiting~~ winning.

[-] stumu415@lemmy.zip 86 points 4 weeks ago

Good thing the US has a high speed railway network like China, Japan, Europe or Morocco, so you don't need to get on a plane. Oh.. wait...

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

I hear Elon Musk is getting right on that. These conservatives are so efficient and successful! Good thing we keep finding new tax breaks for them.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 80 points 4 weeks ago

Why don't they just let people take their assault rifles onto the plane such that they can defend themselves? Are they stupid?

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 46 points 4 weeks ago

It's an airplane, not a grade school classroom.

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[-] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 60 points 4 weeks ago

Is there any other country on earth that stops working altogether once a year?

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 23 points 4 weeks ago

Only once a year? Are you talking about the US, because it seems to have stopped working quite some time ago.

[-] xSikes@feddit.online 50 points 4 weeks ago

The sad thing about this is that most Trump supporters probably don’t fly because either they’re always in their own bubble and/or can’t afford to. So they can’t relate to this, so it’s a non-issue sadly.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago

So they get to punish others for doing the things they choose not to do.

Again.

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[-] roserose56@lemmy.zip 32 points 4 weeks ago

Your get what you voted! Enjoy your fucking war.

[-] unnamed1@feddit.org 32 points 4 weeks ago

Looks like a freedom country chicken farm

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 30 points 4 weeks ago

I’d honestly just cancel my holiday instead going through that trauma.

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

wife and i have to fly out of LGA in may to go to daughter’s wedding. not looking forward to the travel. sigh.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

people who think they can go though a US airport nowadays is a form of white entitlement

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[-] timestatic@feddit.org 29 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The American electorate, truly the greatest in the world

[-] Spezi@feddit.org 14 points 4 weeks ago

I’d much rather have Camacho as the president. At least he knew that he should trust people smarter than him.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 weeks ago

Camacho was a great president. I submit the following:

  1. When faced with a problem he didn't know how to solve, he appointed the best person he could find and listened to their advice.

  2. Upon realizing that he made a mistake, he reversed course and corrected.

  3. I don't think he ever raped a minor.

[-] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Cudos for being a dumbass but not a pedo (to Camacho not to you 😅)

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[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 4 weeks ago

did you mean Trump JFK Airport?

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 25 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah but.. Is America great again yet?

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

There are several terminals with security checkpoints, this does not represent “JFK Airport” as a whole. This shown terminal is T5, JetBlue’s terminal.

Edit: who downvoted, lol. I’ve been to JFK 4 times this week. Nothing I said is untrue. It literally says Jetblue check in on the sign. Go pound sand.

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[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah guys send the Gestappo. They fix everything

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 weeks ago
[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I’ve only been to JFK once, but I get the sense that the lines there always look like this. Not saying all the other stuff isn’t an issue, but don’t give JFK any credit. Hands down the worst airport I’ve been to. Avoid at all cost.

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[-] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

My coworker noped out of a trip across country because they’d have a grandchild with them, and didn’t want any issues with missing flights, long waits, or ICE shenanigans. If they didn’t have their grandchild, they probably would have taken the train instead.

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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Are the flights backed up to, or are they just leaving half empty all the time?

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[-] asg101 10 points 4 weeks ago

Zero sympathy for USian planet incinerating jet-set crowd. They got what they voted for.

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[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Jesus Fucking Krist airport right now.

[-] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

And not a mask to be found as a new variant of Covid surges…

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Flying is such a giant humiliation ritual, I have no idea why people even bother.

[-] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 21 points 4 weeks ago

Because places are far away

[-] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

I feel like I'm missing something, what's the context?

[-] ajikeshi@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago

TSA (the security theater people) had been unfunded for the last 50 or so days

[-] immutable@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 weeks ago

Additional context:

TSA is part of DHS (Department of Homeland Security). ICE and border patrol are also a part of DHS.

After ICE started shooting citizens, the democrats said “no additional funding without some reforms.” In trumps Big Beautiful Bill ICE was already given a huge chunk of funding for the next few years, but they would like more.

Democrats have been trying to fund TSA but want a separate vote for ICE. This arrangement recently passed the senate but republicans in the house voted it down because they think they can pin the blame on the democrats and force them to give ICE more funding along with the TSA.

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[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I had to sleep in JFK Airport once. I don't recommend it. The rats that come out at night are the size of a ~25 pound dog.

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