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[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago
[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

As a child, I'd get so confused when someone would ask what street I live on- I'd tell them I don't live on a street??? And I imagined their house must look like this

[-] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Is that where you wanted to put it? It seems like it would get a lot of traffic noise. Of course, it would be great for commuting.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

seconds to the freeway! From the low $1.8Ms!

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

ye can't park there mate

[-] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

That's going to be a traffic delay

[-] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 2 months ago

Just let me finish cooking lunch and I'll move it straight away

[-] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Raise your hand if you had the intrusive thought to re-create that scene from Twister when they drive through the house as it rolls across the street....

[-] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Madness is one of my favorite ska bands from 80s—totally slaps, check ‘em out if you haven’t

Absolutely Beyond Compare is a good primer

[-] RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I know exactly where this happened, and yes they are all kinds of stupid there.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Here in my car

I feel safest of all

[-] Fives@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

Well, shit. There goes the neighborhood.

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Why did we ever meet?

[-] Mika@piefed.ca 2 points 2 months ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

you write letters to milk and cheese?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

of course.

i'm one and a half generations removed from the farm. let you guess what the family did.

it's my little joke to myself how i write to the extended family in letters

this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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