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Only fifteen minutes? Speed demon
Where’s the stage where you cry in the fetal position for 20 minutes?
Beyond lies "soaping while sobbing," for the afflicted with a busy schedule.
Before bootyhole business
That's during the afternoon shower
Only 15 minutes? You're doing pretty good!
Shower chairs make this process wonderful. Also like 45 minutes if you fall asleep (when your spouse comes in to check on you)
I do it in bed.
My brain likes to loop every scenario that can happen during the day (When I'm at work. When I'm off I'm just a house cat). So I always set my alarm at least an hour before I plan on getting up (I can start my day at work mostly on my own schedule).
So say my alarm goes off at 4am, (unless I've woken up 45 minutes before it) I hit snooze. And I just lay there in the dark, snuggle the dog, get comfortable, and let my brain work out all the anxiety and situations it needs to. Alarm goes off, my brain knows it's 4:15am. I have 45 more minutes. Hit snooze, get comfy, stretch, let brain work through the noise. Repeat.
Fast forward to 5am. I get out of bed, get dressed with my work clothes already for me at the end of my bed. I let the dog outside while I pour the coffee I prepared the morning before on a timer into my big travel mug, wait for dog to come back inside, kiss dog, kiss wife, grab keys and go.
I'm normally out of bed and out the door in roughly 15 minutes.
You shower in bed?
Depends if my wife is around.
No wank? Sure, sure…
I've never understood shower wanks. Water is a terrible lubricant.
Standing = bad
Water = bad
Hot water = also bad for different reasons
Soap: stings
Yeah idgi either. I understand why women make the assumption, because at least they have the showerhead, but I'm surprised to see male support for the shower wank. Different strokes, I guess.
I mean I'm not into it either but shower chairs aren't that expensive if you've got a kink
I've never been left wanting for lubrication, regardless of the wank location. You must be using a different technique than I.
Kinda same, lube makes it feel better, but I don’t need it, I am cut, so maybe uncut is more sensitive to it?
Uncut here, never needed lube either.
I would’ve expected they wank in the shower before they actually shower?
Is that why everybody wants to have a waterproof phone these days?
Semen is also not water soluble. Clogs your drains. I always remember because my neighboring university had to put out a pretty humorous notice about that to their dorm students.
Morning shower people are weird. Do you shower before bed and then in the morning as well or do you just get into bed with the day's filth all over you?
If you're blue collar you shower after work, white collar showers before
When I lived in Texas the humidity made me so greasy I had to do both
Or after. I usually shower in the morning in summer and in the evening in winter.
I shower twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening.
Showering twice a day is unhealthy for your skin.
Congratulations you aren't as greasy as me. And don't bike everywhere
I sit in an office all day, not much filth. But yeah, if I go for a bike ride and get all sweaty, I'll shower after, but then I'll usually forgo the next morning's shower... only usually, because morning shower helps me wake up.
And my hair looks awful without a shower
People let the water run while they shampoo? Does that even work?
Most shower heads are capable of moving enough that your head isn't always in the direct path.
My own head is capable of moving enough that my showerhead doesn't need to...
I mean, the water isn't running into your head while you're doing it. You turn the water off when you shampoo? Don't you get cold?
Don’t you get cold?
No. But I probably shower hot enough for the air in the shower being warmed up
It's so fucking cold that early in the morning all the heat turns to steam and goes up the fan. Godsdamned desert
Exit the warrior
Today’s Tom Sawyer
Wow there’s a way to prepare for it? Please share the details. I’m still on “stumble out and get blindsided by it all again.”
I miss those showers at home, where you didn't need to care about bills as your parents protected you from those.
My showers easily ended up being 30min long, looking back I wish those bills still took a similar % of your income. I'd happily sink away into my empty brain under a steaming hot shower.
the money I spend on water and gas is well worth it
Pro-Tip: If you lay down in the shower with a bath pillow, you can collect a bunch of water in your groin, before releasing it like a wave. Feels fuckin' Great. You can also point your toes at the shower, to get'em real nice and warm. Put a small damp cloth over your eyes and the bridge of your nose, and you can fuckin' fall asleep. Feels like your back in the womb.
Accurate. Except I sit down
it's healthy to have routines
I find music keeps me from getting lost in my mind
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