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Men are Simple
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!
Smarter girls ask the boy if he thinks he could take on an animal (cat, snake, gorilla, horse) on a 1v1 fight and how it'd go
good way to assess intelligence, too. You know the guy who says he could take a gorilla is a fucking idiot
They came to the americas and somehow magically managed to not genocide all the people. Clearly superior to the other europeans or simply not yet infected by the capitalist mind virus.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/little-known-role-slavery-viking-society-180975597/
They had a chattel slave economy and practiced human sacrifice. They didn't genocide the Skraelings because the Skraelings got them first.... Probably because they were being Viking dicks.
I don't really care to find the study but we actually do know the Viking invasion of Scotland resulted in a genocide of the Picts that were living in the Hebrides.
There's argument about whether the Vikings are entirely responsible for the destruction of larger Pictish culture but the proof is pretty undeniable that it happened in the Hebrides.
Tl;Dr Kill Vikings on sight, little tip if you ever figure out time travel
They might be chill if they're not actively viking though.
Literally every culture ever before like 1500, give me a break lol
1: "Clearly superior to the other europeans or simply not yet infected by the capitalist mind virus."
(Literally a Germanic supremacist statement from OP there btw)
2: You don't know what you're talking about.
And then the conversation came to a dead end and it wasn't until 10 years later that he realized she might have been interested in him
What do women like to talk about?
In my experience, women talk more about life and men talk more about interests.
My wife says: "people, places and things". But I'm pretty sure she is just quoting April Ludgate.
I am asexual but if anyone messages "I wish they'd teach us more about socialism" it's instant love.
I remember that book, in the sense it was given to me. I remember nothing inside it lol.
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