Nowhere in the rhyme does it say Humpty is an egg.
That's actually a common misconception.

Humpty Dumpty was the king.
Was looking up a source to say it was actually a cannon all along, and found out that apparently the guy who originally said that just made it up???
Fun wikipedia page. I guess I'll have to scrub that bit of misinformation from my brain now.
Tl;dr No one really knows what the meaning was.
The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the humpty hump!
Fun fact
It doesn't mention anywhere in the nursery rhyme that humpty dumpty is an egg :)
This, in fact, is an excellent example of adhering to the prime directive.
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