"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"

What could possibly go wrong?

YOLO

"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Seems edible to me

Only 1 way to find out...

HASHTAG YOLO!

Jesus hates cowards!

"Hold my beer"

"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"

"How bad it could it hurt, really?"

We're not here to fuck spiders

Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins

“I wonder…“

Hey honey watch this

I know I shouldn’t but

Anything where multiple words are slurred

I'll start a diet tomorrow.

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"

"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"

"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"

"I wonder what that Button does?!"

"we've all gotta die someday!"

Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse

This time it'll be different

"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer

Risk it for the biscuit

Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.

Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅

"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"

Nothing could possibly go wrong

I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.

Looked good on paper

Go big or go home.

I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.

(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)

Well, let's see what we get.

Hey y'all watch this!

Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:

"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"

and

"I'll just cancel the free trial"

Hold my beer, Imma try something

I’m sure last time was a fluke

"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.

Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say

"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."

I probably say that one way too often for my age...

You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.

God hates a coward!

YOLO!