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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 96 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lmao they saw him, realized he was asian and immediately ran for their lives.

[-] SalamenceFury@piefed.social 35 points 1 week ago

Yeah I'd probably leave in embarrassment too lmao

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 55 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I'd already be pretty embarrassed if I was a police officer and told to go to people's homes because they were rude on social media. This would just be the cherry on top.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

That was racist of them wasn't it?

"Oh you look like a ChingChongChinaman, bye".

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago
[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Put a t in their yard! For "time to leave!"

[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago
[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

They’ve got nothing better to do it seems

[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Guess if they're doing that they're not sexually assulting and murdering women I guess

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Hot Fuzz gets more accurate every year.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

No luck catching them killers, then?

[-] belazor@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago
[-] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

Oh they do, but the better stuff is like "hard" and everything.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago

They had nothing better to do twice

[-] m4xie@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago

Maybe I fail at reading, but I can't see OP's mention of "the Y-word". The word though is "Yid" which is an epithet for Jewish people. Which is the only type of racism the British government cares to give the appearance of taking seriously.

[-] Flying_Penguin@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago

The post and the comment at the bottom of the picture are both by the same person. The picture doesnt include the comment the OP was responding to, so dont worry what the Y word is as its not important. OPs comment at the bottom was included because they didnt give context on what the username was from just their post.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

That's the most dystopian shit I've read lately.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I went through probably 15 gamertags during my short time with them before being red ring of deathed... To death. So many that I can only remember a few. Specifically CREAMPIEURWIFE.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

I haven't had a gamertag since the og xbox days, and i remember there was a name generator that was just like "random verb random noun number" so mine was something like BouncingAlligator45 (not my real tag, just an example)

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, and one of those times it told me I had to change my gamer tag, I was off doing something else and my friend had booted it up. It gave you a couple generated like that or the option to choose your own. So for the last year or so I had it, my tag was "floweryhippie something something" I hated him so much for that shit. Pretty sure that dude is homeless now tho. Fucking deserves it. Lol I'm JK about that last part.

I (white guy) had the nickname "Chin Ho" back in school. Chin Ho was a Chinese character on the original Hawaii 5-0 TV series, but I was called that because I had a massive underbite (when I closed my jaws together there was about a half-inch gap between my lower and upper front teeth). I couldn't even be mad at the nick.

[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

For every land, there must be a gang of fools entrusted with the authority of state. 🤦

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Fuck man, if I had to explain each of my usernames I've had over the years to a judge I'd rather just go to prison.

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