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[-] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 141 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What do you mean normal people? Everyone does the stacking thing… don’t they?

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 103 points 2 months ago

I once knew a guy who didn't put his coins in order. You know the trivia that average person swallows 8 spiders per year? It was this guy. He would sit at home and eat spiders all the time. Just spoonful after spoonful of spiders for every meal. 60 billion spiders each year. That's were this statistics comes from. No idea if the coin thing was related. Completely normal guy otherwise.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 months ago

You knew Spiders Georg? I heard he has a really silky voice.

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 14 points 2 months ago

Amazing. His rendition of Crawling? Chills. Every. Time.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

It's these nuggets of absurdism that get me through the week. Thank you

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

The spider thing was a hoax. I do love the idea that its an outlier driven statistic though. Like average net worth.

[-] guy@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah, a hoax made up by Big Fly to have us humans kill all the spiders out of fear, serving the flies interests. But no more!

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[-] Klear@quokk.au 44 points 2 months ago

90% of ADHD and similar memes are just describing human condition.

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 months ago

Autism is when you [common behavior]

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[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Except there is an inherent difference between "This feels nice" vs "I have to do this or else I won't be able to sleep tonight"

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 months ago

Yes, and it’s objectively better.

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[-] otter@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

Its like this toy but with coins

[-] JPAKx4@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

When you have 3 of these you become a computer scientist

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[-] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 87 points 2 months ago

For the love of god please do not diagnose yourself as being "neurospicy" based solely on if you like stacking coins by size 😭🙏

[-] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's not a good sole indicator. People tend to like stacking things in satisfying ways regardless of their neurochemistry.

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[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago

I'm sick of the word "spicy" referring to anything but food.

[-] brap@lemmy.world 89 points 2 months ago

That’s a spicy opinion right there.

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 45 points 2 months ago

That’s because you’re chopped. Stop uncmaxxing

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

In this age of rapid slang development, corruption, and disposal, I do not envy future historians

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We doon already the same thinge now with speche of the middel age, it is no greet thing

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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago
[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

There's a manhole near me that periodically gets used, and the cover is always put back in a different wrong orientation. I'm sure they don't to bug people.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

I'd definitely do it to annoy people.

Like, it's so fickle but it certainly boils people's piss

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[-] lol_idk@piefed.social 17 points 2 months ago

My teachers and principal thought I was retarded in second grade

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My mechanic's uncle called me neurospicy because my favorite TV show is "it's always smelly in smegmadelphia". I told him I like spicy food and I do have neurons so he was right.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

everything about this post is wrong and no I will not explain.

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[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I really need to get tested…

[-] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
[-] loomi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Or people who want to pay in cash with exact change? Easier to grab if it’s order

[-] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

lol

That's the same group of people, my friend.

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[-] python@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Hell yeah, I'm on the side of the normal people for once.
Stacking your coins like that (and holding them in order in your pocket/hand) would warm the coins up because you touched them, and there's nothing worse than warm coins.

[-] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I have always hated warm coins, but I didn't realize it until now. Your comment gave me a plain toast-flavored eureka moment; thank you.

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[-] Hismama@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Yea but, do you organize them by feel alone in your pockets then hold them in the curl of your fingers?!

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
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[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

We need to bring back the coin sacks. I've always wanted to drop a sack of random coins on the counter and say, "This ought to cover it."

[-] modus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I was always partial to those belt-worn change dispensers.

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[-] Entertainmeonly 9 points 2 months ago

Besides, both of these are wrong. Everyone knows you must put them in order of denomination. Just because the nickle is physically obese does not mean it goes between a quarter and a dime.

[-] kubica@fedia.io 11 points 2 months ago

Nah, there is no winning move. This is the moment you realize that government is stupid because it didn't make coins grow in relation to their value.

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[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I do happen to have a stack like the right one on my desk...

It bothers me that a 0.5€ coin is larger than a 1€ coin, 0.05€ is a larger coin than 0.1€, absolute madness.

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

Got to say, I always liked 'mad!'

"Good lord, man! Have you gone mad??"

[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 7 points 2 months ago
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