I mean, if you’re purely goal-oriented, this may very well be the best move, but meta-gaming is lame.
That's parenting; you hang out with someone uncool until enough of your vibe rubs off on them that they can function in society. Then they tell their friends how lame you are... And it'll be true, you spent years hanging out with a dude who shits their pants!
“Roll for initiative.”
“The merchant wants to fight? Weird. Uhh, 22. What? Where’d you go?”
*ominous ruffling through kitchen drawers filters in from a room away*
Pro tip: Ask your GM if everyone can start with a Bag of Holding. They'll probably let you to avoid having to deal with encumbrance, then you can sell them or put them in each other as makeshift bombs.
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