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submitted 2 months ago by luthis@lemmy.nz to c/linux@lemmy.ml

Not strictly Linux..

But after reading about SystemD I realised that TempleOS would fall under the laws but there's no way in hell that's getting updated. There's gotta be some amazing way to troll the lawmakers with this.

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[-] hendrik@palaver.p3x.de 79 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, and I'd say it's a bit questionable whether California even has jurisdiction over revelations from God himself.

Also, I don't think it does networking and app stores 😄

[-] lime@feddit.nu 47 points 2 months ago

there is a networking module in the Shrine fork. i think its internal name is "heretic" as it is against god's will.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 months ago

It's a bit hard for him to comply. Why, you ask? Well, for starter, he's dead.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

The glowies got to him!

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"You wouldn't ask to put age verification on a Bible would you mister representative?"

[-] msage@programming.dev 25 points 2 months ago

If those people actually read the bible, they would never let a child near it.

[-] cravl@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

If they actually read the Bible, they would never ~~let a child near it~~ go near a child.

ftfy

[-] msage@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

I don't think the bible cures pedophilia.

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 months ago

Depends on the velocity of the bible.

[-] msage@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Now I'm imagining 9mm bibles flying... thank you for that image.

[-] cravl@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

Well of course it doesn't, God does.

[-] Labfox@lemmy.labfox.fr 38 points 2 months ago

SystemD is only adding the possibility to store an age for the user, and the PR is being debated still

[-] Mihies@programming.dev 21 points 2 months ago

Why would a glorified scheduling service need to store my birthday? Or age. Am I soon supposed to show/store my ID to all services running on my computer?

[-] Mordikan@kbin.earth 8 points 2 months ago

An equally valid question is why does a glorified scheduling service want to act as my UEFI boot manager?

[-] Labfox@lemmy.labfox.fr 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The systemd service in question is probably already managing your accounts (if you've got systemd, that is)

[-] Mihies@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

It may be so, but it doesn't know my birthday nor my ID 🤷

[-] Labfox@lemmy.labfox.fr 1 points 2 months ago

And it won't unless something else tells it

[-] Mordikan@kbin.earth 15 points 2 months ago

I think the point people are making here is why does systemd need to store an age for the user.

[-] Labfox@lemmy.labfox.fr 5 points 2 months ago

It can already store location data and other random metadata

[-] Mordikan@kbin.earth 4 points 2 months ago

Define "location data".

Systemd stores location data for unit files, it does not store geo lookup data. Again, why does systemd need to store user age?

[-] Labfox@lemmy.labfox.fr 2 points 2 months ago

It can store your location data (i.e City/Address), because this service is specifically a user database. The systemd init isn't storing your age anytime son.

[-] msage@programming.dev 14 points 2 months ago

Trojan horse, so to speak.

Preemtive capitulation is a loss for everyone but the fascists.

[-] org@lemmy.org 11 points 2 months ago

Good way to lose your market share overnight

[-] Bilbo@hobbit.world 1 points 2 months ago

There are a lot of Linux distros. Capitulation to age verification is a good way to know that a distro is compromised generally. Now I need to figure out how not to use systemd.

[-] sudoer777@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

If I ever find systemd-ageverificationd on my computer I'm nuking it

[-] moody@lemmings.world 28 points 2 months ago

TempleOS would fall under the laws

So would DOS and Windows 95, but those haven't had any updates in a couple years. Surely they'll be updated to comply.

[-] MissingGhost@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago

FreeDOS' latest version is from 2025. Guess they would be required to comply. They don't even have user accounts...

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago

I'm getting to old for this age verification bullshit.

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 11 points 2 months ago

Those getting too old for this are the ones who are 14

[-] sudoer777@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Let me guess, you're 2147483647

[-] sakuraba@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

there is no way on hell, but there may be a way in heaven

[-] jokeyrhyme@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

this new anti-systemd sentiment reminds me of anti-TPM and anti-SecureBoot sentiment

having TPMs and SecureBoot on Linux machines has only ever empowered device owners to ensure that the software on their devices has not been tampered with

there's never been a case where these technologies were used against Linux device owners

likewise, I predict that Linux device owners may find the age field useful for certain opt-in parental controls, but we'll otherwise look back on this and shrug at the extreme paranoia

[-] Qey@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Oh crap, why didn't you tell me this earlier?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

I'm still super impressed by homie doing this all on his own. Rest in power homie, wish you sought out professional help.

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