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Vaseline (i.ibb.co)
submitted 11 months ago by abobla@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] fatzgebum@feddit.de 62 points 11 months ago

The fact that they used the Quotation marks like "

this" really bothers me. They even did it twice.

[-] NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com 56 points 11 months ago
[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Why does this pic make my chest hurt?

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 26 points 11 months ago
[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

If I knew this meme was full of cholesterol, I would've kept scrolling lol

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

It's too late now!

[-] NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com 6 points 11 months ago

Have you tried asking the Grinch? I hear he’s an expert on chest pain!

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 points 11 months ago

Someone needs to add Shifu drowning in the lake to this.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 31 points 11 months ago

My favorite is " Vaseline is responsible but not liable for many unwanted pregnancies due to customers not reading the fine print."

[-] onion@feddit.de 20 points 11 months ago

Fun fact: vaseline is petroleum jelly

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah im like wtf is this shit trying to make it sound like your product comes from water and olive oil, not from oil processing.

In other news im naming my new fuel 'enviro-fluid' derived from the english word 'environment', spoiler: its petroleum.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 points 11 months ago

They've got one goal in life and are fulfilling it to the fullest

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Vaseline: your grandparents used it to fuck

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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