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Beware of the Guardian Loafs (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by m3t00@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 33 points 4 weeks ago

As long as your heart is true then you should have no problem getting to the Southern Oracle (laundry room).

[-] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 weeks ago

Atreyu!

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 weeks ago

Before you stands the infamous Two Cats that guard the entrance to hell.

One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies.

a few moments later

You are now trapped in hell for eternity... the Cat that gave you the info is the Devil Cat and they lied, both Cats are their subordinates who only lies.

(They have already been fed, the demand for food is a lie.)

[-] mech@feddit.org 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

One only tells the truth, the other only tells lies.

"If I asked the other cat Which one is the stairway to heaven, what would it say?"

meow

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Which one always tells the truth?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 4 weeks ago

One of them always loafs. But beware! The other one always loafs.

[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

I just want you to know u really liked your comment. I don't really have a clever way to express it so just gonna use my words thx

[-] mech@feddit.org 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Their names are Trip and Trap.

[-] Basherblade@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

One on the right definitely has the soul piercing eyes. Would give pets, if allowed.

[-] Basherblade@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

If allowed by cat.. To be clear.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

The brown one looks like he'd playfully attack your toes as you walk by, and then scamper off.

The black cat on the other hand.....she is intentionally waiting by the stairs. She is plotting murder.

But they're just so cute, who could say no?

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

We've had a similar situation but it was the cats who hated each other. They started a staring competition after encountering the other, not daring to move a single inch. After a long while of standing fluffed up decided to turn into loafs but still stared at each other.

It was the cute version of the cold war with assured mutual destruction.