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[-] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

Is it compatible with Home Assistant? I'd like to turn on the fan if there's been more than two farts a minute

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Those moments whes venture capitalists spend way too much money on their fetishes.

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They won't get a dime from me until it can tell me if it is a fart or I'm about to shit my pants.

[-] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not sure how smart undies could accomplish that. Unless they come with some sort of insertable environmental monitoring probe...

[-] monketman82@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

ERROR; fart limit exceeded, please upgrade to the next tier for only 8.99.

[-] N0MAD@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I'd be more impressed if it told me if I sharted or not.

[-] heeler_lover@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

That’s what your internal sphincter is for

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe websites should connect bot detectors to those; "Fart, to prove you're a human"

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