How will you prove your innocence? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 month ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

I'm white.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

With my hymen, of course

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Not my job. How will you prove me guilty?

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

No evidence no crime

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

What innocence?

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 1 month ago

By pinning it on the turtle

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

"...but... but... I AM innocent, daddy?!"

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Who says I want to be?

[-] hobata@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

"Tyrone did it!"

[-] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I didn't do anything, and even if I did they deserved it, and even if they didn't I was totally within my rights, and even if I wasn't there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

With Lemmy comments

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I sink like a rock.

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