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I don't think I get it. Is the joke that he came so early you were still exchanging names? Those are oddly specific questions. Or are you like gathering details for a scam?
the joke is the awkward small talk with someone you barely know & time + place of birth are used to create an astrology birth chart :)
I was born in a hospital around 1:30pm
Well I was born in a hospital around 1:29pm
After some amount of time on Lemmy it becomes very easy to guess the username simply by glancing at posts.
Mickey7
"cool cool, and what was your mother's maiden name?"
If only scammers went that extra mile...
If they did this then i would probably just let them have the $10 gift card
feeling kinda sorry for him as he has work at 8 am and won't get much sleep
If he's coming over at 10pm, he knows that already. In fact, I suspect he's counting on it.
Hope you guys have a good time
High five?
JAAAAYYYYSUS christ
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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